Tom Bombadildo
@dildo-baggins.bsky.social
You know that one uncle who doesn’t really say much at the family gatherings but only needs one hit off a weed vape to tell you about the time your dad got his hand stuck inside a cow’s asshole and you had to call 911? I’m on here now, pass the vape
At some point I’ll forget that I read this and think that I made it up myself and then post it. Apologies in advance to everyone
Stella Sacco@antlervel.vet · 23h agoJust tested for corvid and it came back positive. Guess that’s what happens when you eat crow
Working nine to five You work backwards, that's four hours Barely chained to time You've got a-temporal powers They just use your mind Joke's on them cause you're not psychic It's enough to do a magic high kick
THEY WILL KILL YOU is a wildly entertaining action horror comedy with an excellent ensemble cast. Great performances from Zazie Beetz, Patricia Arquette, and Heather Graham. Bloody and over the top in the best way. Highly enjoyable! #filmsky #horrorsky
New plan: 1- get super fucked up 2- make a bunch of alts 3- fav every skeet I ever wrote and reply with super supportive “hell yeahs!” 4- sober up 5- feel good about myself for a while If it’s good enough for every big conservative account on twitter, it’s good enough for me
Finally, a chance to own the kind of car driven exclusively by high school bullies
Bring a Trailer@bringatrailer.bsky.social · 10h ago1978 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am
It’s possible that I have a foot fetish but I’ve only ever dated women who turned out to have unsexy feet. Love is weird and gross
Repeat after me: I am not jollier than Yoko Ono. I am not jollier than Sean Bean. I am not jollier than Kat Abughazaleh. I am not jollier than Brennan Lee Mulligan. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be jollier than I am.
I’ve been informed that each dog contains 8 pounds of copper and 3 graphics cards. A few even have bonus olde timey gold doubloons rattling around in there
Joseph Cox@josephcox.bsky.social · yesterdayNew: ICE plans to spend millions of dollars on Boston Dynamics dog robots. ICE says this is to improve "officer safety." The robots can open doors, pick up objects, have 360 cameras, infrared vision, etc. Boston Dynamics didn't respond to question on its stance on ICE www.404media.co/ice-plans-to...
since it’s that time again, let’s remember some seed art. like this one, currently at msp:
However, stealing from prostitutes remains a disqualification even if you worked for her
CBS News@cbsnews.com · yesterdayFIRST ON CBS NEWS: A history of hiring prostitutes or stealing from work may no longer be a barrier to employment at the FBI.
Took off my socks this morning to feel "more connected to mother earth", immediately stepped in cat vomit.
I mean, come on, it’s starting to feel like they knew something we don’t. Are they beating the rush to get in line for the afterlife?
Reuters@reuters.com · 3d agoJapanese artist Yayoi Kusama dies at 97, Kyodo says reut.rs/4wQ6ZxM
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
NOW we lose Tim Curry, too‽ NOOOoooo! — Coulrophobia [KOL-ruh-FO-bee-yuh] (n.) - An abnormal or exaggerated fear of clowns. Example Sentence: “From that evening forward, Johnnie suffered from what the school counselor, with professional detachment, labeled acute coulrophobia.”
It’s one day a year. Eat the damn deep fried butter if you want.
Bring Me The News@bringmethenews.bsky.social · 3d agoWe asked a dietician how to eat a little healthier at this year's Minnesota State Fair More: https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-lifestyle/we-asked-a-dietician-how-to-eat-a-little-healthier-at-this-years-minnesota-state-fair
Got around to watching the new Batman show (recommended !) and I bet they were so bummed out when Werner Herzog turned down the role of the Joker
All-timer. His whole career could have been just this scene and we’d still think of him as a legend (though you should also at him in “Legend”)
The Rocky Horror Picture Show "Sweet Transvestite" (1975) - (4K)
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NYC street artists work fast….Fulton Street is now Parton Street 🙏 *Work by plannedalism(IG)
You are not alone if you've been on a Grippy sock vacation 🧦 It's okay if you don't know when things will get better. You are worthy of kindness. You are worthy of today. You are worthy of tomorrow. You are worthy of ok, of fine, of good 💚
Losing hope in everything in tiny increments. Fuck NYU
New York’s AMC Kips Bay Movie Theater to Close at End of 2026
New York's AMC Kips Bay movie theater is closing at the end of the year.
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Narrator: They did, as it turns out, need Canada
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5d agoTrump: "Canada has been ripping off the US for years...On January 1, Tariffs on all Cars, Automotive Parts, & Steel, will be increased to 50%...Canada will be treated like a State no longer! On Trade & in other ways they are among the worst Nations to deal with. WE DON’T NEED CANADA, THEY NEED US!"
I mean this sincerely and with love and sympathy for its residents: Gary is a failed city. Every person should be given more than whatever they need to find a better life of their own choosing elsewhere and every building should be leveled and the ground left bare. Gary is a corpse. Bury it
Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis@kendrawrites.com · last wk.Gary Indiana hasn't had power for almost two weeks
![a pair of immense hands holding up a pedestrian walkway in Vietnam
The Golden Bridge (Vietnamese: Cầu Vàng) is a 150-metre-long (490 ft) pedestrian bridge in the Bà Nà Hills resort, in the Hòa Vang district of Da Nang, Vietnam.[1][2] It is designed to connect the cable car station with the gardens (avoiding a steep incline)[3] and to provide a scenic overlook and tourist attraction. The bridge loops nearly back around to itself and has two giant hands, constructed of fibreglass and wire mesh, designed to appear like stone hands that support the structure.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:64mdicpo7sq4k5bx2z3m2jo6/bafkreib6gudw2h3kbsvecz7aychld4lg3j7clyxrvrenebpnzs2y5blbye)
