karl 🌺

@waterotter.bsky.social

im right here 🤸🏻‍♂️

Crazy to me seeing people defending a basic 2 bedroom apartment in Dublin costing €500,000. "You have to consider the location, it's Dublin. It would be this expensive in Paris or London". Comparing my little dinky chopped city to London/Paris is absolutely insane 💀💀💀

Having loved Zara Larsson before she blew up, I'd listen to Midnight Sun in my room in summer 2025 and think "I wish this was more popular. I wish everyone could experience this joy". Cut to last Thursday I was in the club and it came on, and everyone was screaming it at the top of their lungs 🥹

I should have never learned to tank in Marvel Rivals because now I am enraged whenever some dumb fuck with 3 hours on Magneto is doing nothing, terrified to push forward, and crying to me about heals. You hop on heals then and let me drive this thing 🤡

Feel like this is my time to say I never understood why Rufio was A Thing™ It's like when you join a new friend group, and everyone loves this one guy, and you're just totally unaware of what's so special He was always just a bit meh to me. Kinda cute at the time, but overall I was underwhelmed 👀

arr@arr.bsky.social · last mo.

my daughter is watching Hook and it's so magical to re-experience that from a child's perspective: the first time you realize a movie can absolutely suck shit