Nick Wester, PI
@wehavesnacks.bsky.social
I did the best I could. (He/him)
That Game Day commercial that says a California couple is coming so prepare 49ers and Chargers muffins is startlingly accurate because fuck the Rams. No one cares about the Rams. The Rams don't care about the Rams.
Canada send Angine de Poitrine to Eurovision cowards
Stitch it on a pillow, screen-print it on a t-shirt, spray paint it on the front of your own house. THIS is the message.
Literally the two dumbest motherfuckers I’ve EVER heard of are the richest guy in the world and the President, but my smart and cool friends doubt themselves every day. Your insecurities are fake. Your hang-ups are fake. Your limitations are fake. Go do whatever you want I promise it’s possible.
Not to brag but, uh, SOMEONE now gets two (2!!) bottles of water when he checks in 👀
Found a brewery in Albuquerque and there's a man giving a presentation to about 80 people about lightning. I never want to leave.
Been in New Mexico for three hours and can confidently say that they have not yet met the product they won't put chili peppers in. I guarantee you can find green and red chili toothpaste in their CVS. I will either die here or finally develop an immunity to spice.
Solvang is like if Los Gatos had one ounce of class.
So all this time I thought the Purge movies were magawank and avoided them. I was very wrong and they're much better than they have any right to be.
Oh wow. How did I only now learn they made a Man With the Iron Fists 2? That firsr one ruled so hard.
@jessethorn.bsky.social Listening to this JJGO and you mention going to the Glendale Warhammer store. You ever make it out to the store in Monrovia? It's one of only two Warhammer Cafes in the US, has a lot more stuff to look at than the regular stores.
I haven't watched football in over a decade but I still enjoy these silly comics. Support artists.
Hey so, I don't promote myself very often because it makes me feel weird, but I'm entering my second year without steady employment so I sit here, sheepishly reminding you that I still have a Patreon, and I plan on giving it extra attention for the season! www.patreon.com/c/DrawPlayDave
As a society we really peaked with that lime in the coconut song.
I don't even know what Bombardier is but I have to buy ten of it now that I'm being told not to because this is the dumb world we live in.
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
@jonronson.bsky.social Out of curiosity, has anyone given you guff over citing Critical Drinker for help with the advertizing aspect of Doofus Man? It was deeply funny to me seeing his name shortly before a chapter about stokers of online culture wars for fun/profit! 😂 Fantastic book, almost done.
History is on about a 100 year cycle with 50 years of progress and 50 years of regression. The Civil Rights and Voting Rights acts were about 100 years after Emancipation for a reason. And about 50 years after those acts we started to regress. The goal now is to limit the regression, quarantine it.
It will take decades to rehabilitate the US….
Wow. What a shitty opening to RAW. You don't have to pre-empt a great women's match so Jacob Fatu, of all people, can ramble incoherently for a couple minutes. I allow myself one wrestle tweet a week and three minutes in I'm already using it. Boo on you.
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The controversial commentator, who criticized feminism and Islam, was an enthusiastic supporter of President Trump's immigration crackdown. ICE says he was an "illegal alien." n.pr/4y7EooT
How hard is it to just not say Candlejack? ....Oh damn.
"I'm going to need more rope!"
Local news for any San Joseans. San Pedro Social lost the permit request listed below. It took over a year to get the hearing because they kept getting busted for being open until 2:00am during the permitting process, lol! Fricking idiots with a victim complex...
You can keep putting The Vision on my screen but you can't make me care about them. This is my one wrestle tweet of the week.
Congressional Reconstruction was too soft. We're bringing back 40 acres and a mule in 2027!
Be honest, skippy. They’ll restore the Constitution, indict criminals and rebuild everything destroyed. The question is why is Johnson against that?
Fuck yeah. Launch actual missiles at the abstract concept of the bond market. I love this take.
Reporter on Bond Market: The yields have come back up since then. Have you talked to Bessent about another type of intervention.? Trump: The ultimate intervention is our military. And if we have to use that, we will.
Thine mother didst sit upon him!
Archaeologists studied the remains of a man who died during a 1304 siege in Scotland. One scholar likened his injuries to being hit by a train. What medieval weapon could inflict such damage? archaeology.org/news/2026/08/19/medieval-scottish-man-may-be-first-confirmed-case-of-death-by-trebuchet/