Wendi Ablo

@wendiablo.bsky.social

Degenerate leftist she/they enby queer. The most fatherless of the fatherless. Breaker of chairs, first of my name. Live long and prosper.. unless you’re a fascist. Also.. 🍉

@pallavi.bsky.social I worked at an indie video store in the mid-aughts and it was so fuckin fun. I made shit for money, was abrasive about being made to wear a purple vest, watched movies and music videos all day on the TVs, loved alphabetizing, and smoked weed in the porn room one (1) time lol

It’s weird being one of the few elder millennials that never got into Twitter.. or really any other social media (kinda got into Insta for a bit, but extenuating circumstances required that I leave that platform) But over here on Beeskee I just kind of enjoy tagging the pods I listen to

@jackob1.bsky.social icon suggestion: Robin Hood Not technically Murrican, but listen, I’m not a furry, and have no shade against furries..however one of my first baby crushes was the Disney fox version of Robin Hood, and I’m not alone (many cis men I know also crushed on fox Maid Marion lol)

The thing that makes me the saddest about this era we’re all being forced to live through is that I truly believe that everyone is a genius in their own way, and some of those ways could actually send us to the stars Instead it’s all upside down

@jackob1.bsky.social that bumper sticker thing from Cracked has stuck with me for so long..I used to have them all over my cars when I was younger and then I stopped after reading that bc don’t want to seem mean lol..and I have a TON of unused stickers/decals I think I’m going to decorate my car lol

The reason there’s no “Joe Rogan of the left” is because “the left” is about “collectivism” rather than “individualism” It’s a fundamentally different lens of the world “The left” has a fuckton of podcasts, with a variety of voices and opinions and lenses That’s the fucking point

I’ve become convinced that all of Trump’s recent “Truths” have been written by Barron Trump, which is only an opinion based in humor and parody and Minecraft, or whatever the kids are saying

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@milesofgray.bsky.social I got bored of my usual media haunts this eve, and was searching for a different avenue when I remembered I recently got access to Peacock..and there was like nothing on there...except “Twisters,” which I have now watched 10mins of..and 2 people got sucked off into the sky🙏

@milesofgray.bsky.social I got one (1) April Fool’s thing today from a local zhoug vendor at my work (I’m a grocery buyer for a tiny co-op). They sent an email saying (paraphrased) “we’ve heard you love putting our Shuug sauce on everything, so we’re announcing.. SHUUG TOOTHPASTE!” It was cute lol

Me out here after a little health scare that turned out to probably be fine…but also I’m on a dose of ER-prescribed steroids so I’m wide awake and I guess feeling a little shitposty on my comfort platform lol

A friend whose name I’ve cropped for privacy says, “Please don’t die. I’ll miss you.”

I respond, “Not yet. Got a lot more pedo war criminals in line before me”

I then had a little Millennial moment and responded again with a gif of Arya from Game of Thrones and a little sparkly bookend around the word “list” (iykyk, look it up if you don’t)

Meat slop is out. We’re fiber-maxxing now We’re getting grainpilled. We’re not mewing protein, we’re chewing bran. Three squares a day straight from the heartland. Got blood work done last week and my bad cholesterol it in half.

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