Today is International Owl Awareness Day, so Orly is here to remind you: Be Aware of Owls!
Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe
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Host of What the HELL Were You Thinking. All replies generated by Irish whiskey. https://www.seltzerkings.com/what-the-hell-were-you-thinking https://www.patreon.com/whatthehellpodcast
TLDR: I'm not MAGA, I just suck up to them to make more money. IG Farben said much the same thing after WW2. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/04/o...
Opinion | David Ellison: In Defense of the Paramount-Warner Deal (Gift Article)
The issue is whether I can be trusted as a steward of CNN
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Good morning, it is 7 AM on a Thursday. Here is a story about someone taking a shit in a mosh pit. This is how I start my day. boingboing.net/2026/07/29/m...
Metal fan defecates in moshpit, others vomit
A Devilskin concern in Dunedin, New Zealand, was tarnished Saturday night after a concergoer defecated in the moshpit. Metal fans were left "vomiting and crying" after those dancing there "completely…
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NGL, y'all know that RIcky went on to fuck...and fuck well. Dude had mega dick energy, he just needed to find his forum.
Kick us a dollar to get Gavin's tattoo of my face on his butt cheek laser off and listen to an ad free and early episode about the later years of Charlie and the Family! www.patreon.com/whatthehellp...
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Show Notes Episode 530: Charles Isn’t In Charge Anymore This week Host Dave Bledsoe finally mans up to get a tattoo of the most important th
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Off you fuck, fuck right off, you fucking fascist fuck.
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 2w ago‘I got carried away’: Elon Musk expresses regret about Doge and wading into Trump’s orbit
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: oh God he's not breathing, does anybody know CPR?! ME: [confidently, having read at least one book] I actually know all of the letters
What if Charlie didn't do it? (We mean he totally DID do it, but what if?) open.spotify.com/episode/3lZL...
Episode 529: Bugliosi's Big Break
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Hey babe, you hungry? Let's go down the fuck shop and grab a glizzy!
Into a bleak time, is born a savior and his name is Jimothy.
Fucccck they got him with the Gun That Makes You Italian
I think one reason data center outrage is so pronounced is people spent decades recycling and composting and otherwise scrimping to offset energy use and protect clean water, and the second we hit an inflection point for cheap electricity the banking industry said we’re taking all of it, fuck you
A gay romance about two competing echolalia sufferers: It's called Repeated Rivalry.
RI Smith@rismith.bsky.social · 3w agoI'm writing a gay romance about two rival trophy makers. It's called Feted Rivalry.
It may sound pretty funny, but it sure is awful runny Uh Uh
Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 3w agoPro tip: it's spelled d-i-a-r-r-h-e-a.
I wish to complain about this Senator what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique. Oh yes, the, uh, the Kentucky Criminal...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
All the BEST parties have hippie cultists!!!
One of the biggest mysteries of the universe is having a BM only to find nothing in the toilet.
The sheer level of glee in the air today! Man, just imagine what it will be like when IT happens!
Lindsey down on the 8th Circle getting fitted for that gilded cloak.
ATTENTION REPUBLICANS: if you’re waiting in line to join Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham, stay in line
Not at all ashamed to admit the very first headline I read this morning made me cackle with malicious glee.
I can only hope that Lindsey Graham's "brief, sudden illness" involved a three foot dildo, a series of pulleys and straps and a poorly install ceiling anchor.
Kick a dollar to learn the "theory of case" behind the prosecution of Charles Manson! (Hint: The prosecutor was ambitious) www.patreon.com/whatthehellp...
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Show Notes Episode 529: Bugliosi’s Big Break This week Host Dave Bledsoe found himself needing legal representation when he was served with
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From @tombreihan.bsky.social's excellent Number Ones column about Total Eclipse of the Heart (stereogum.com/2092526/the-...)
Turn around Bright Eyes. RIP Bonnie Tyler.
(Based on an old marching cadence) Old Mitchs a veg-table He is in the hospital and they'll lie about everything to pretend he's alive