psst. meet me at the big dick

You can mute people for being insufferable there are no rules

never let anyone talk you into going to a “real” haunted house it’s usually like 2 or 3 dead bodies but zero jump scares

Ladies, I’ve got a big one A pimple on my forehead

fuck I miss Saturn. my vue was the greatest vehicle I’ve ever had.

Bring a Trailer@bringatrailer.bsky.social · 2h ago

26k-Mile 2008 Saturn Sky Red Line 5-Speed

I got this I say as I fall flat on my face.

Big Ol’ Mush@chadstanton.blacksky.app · 5h ago

“The newly linked states — Arkansas, Iowa, Missouri, Nebraska, New Hampshire and North Carolina — join Illinois, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Michigan, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania and West Virginia,” www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

Bluesky is definitely playing favorites when I see more moots on other moots' feeds than my own.

a backrooms sequel but it’s just me in every room eating soup

It's easy to win elections, actually.

I hope your day is full of smiles and simplicity

Vaccines work: Alt text (paraphrased) Photo of two kids in a sick ward, sitting together on the bed looking straight at the camera. Both were infected with smallpox on the same day from the same source. The unvaccinated boy is COVERED with sores and pock marks. The other looks well.

michaeledward@michaeledward.bsky.social · 8h ago

Tho I gotta admit I am genuinely this messy and chaotic in real life, too

Uffdafuckingda@uffdada.bsky.social · yesterday

None of us really know each other, we know of each other.

Pill bugs are a psyop by big pharma. Get kids hooked early.

i don’t know who broke my scale but they won’t get a weigh with it

Health is a luxury many people don't have and could not afford. Be kind to people.

lol. Watching a video about subs during WWII and the narrator was listing the luxuries on the newer classes which included “…bunks for every crewman”

Poverty for profit. The capitalist pigs way.

This is who runs this account.

Blanche Devereaux: I am 29 Years Old

Alt: Blanche Devereaux: I am 29 Years Old (Golden Girls)

static.klipy.com

Adam “R for Romeo” 🇨🇦@adamromeo.bsky.social · 5h ago

This is who runs this account.

I don't say "God willing", somebody's invisible pal has got nothing to do with it 🤷🏼‍♀️

lady next door has said GET YOU ASS IN HERE at least 30 times. Now she has upped it to GET YOUR FUCKING ASS IN HERE. and I can’t stop laughing about it

Nature always finds a way

his n hers mail in ballots

same, Blocked User, same

USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 4h ago

Und?

I would die for Princess Donut

It’s an oscillating fan aimed directly at my balls kind of day

Last Exit to Springfield has SO MANY great Simpsons bits jammed into 20 minutes, it's crazy

Never know what you’ll see at the ATM

Daughter had colonoscopy last week they were going over her medical history & said I see you have a positive pregnancy test. She said WHAT?Her husband who had a vasectomy about 7-8 yrs before raised his eyebrows.Then they said oh, that’s old. hosp has a new system and were not up to date. 🤣

I want to make these jeggings into jorts I only have a kindergarten scissors I'm getting perturbed