Notable chase cards from the set include Time Walk with those two dudes holding hands, Run Away Together getting another god damn reprint, and of course Tinyboner.

Chinese Reality Fracture Packs Full Of Gay Skeletons | Commander's Herald

Printing a Zombie Dinosaur would jeopardize thousands of jobs and could ignite a worldwide economic collapse, that's a risk we just can't take.

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RIP Mike Ditka. I hope Walter Payton is waiting to greet him at the pearly gates with a metal baseball bat.

Low key, I’m a bit intrigued by the possibility of a Midnight Suns set, because this puts a character from my hometown (Johnny Blaze) into Magic. Douglas Spaulding could never.

DevLev Echoverse Observer@levdev.bsky.social · 3d ago

Apparently tomorrow's Marvel set reveal will have super natural elements. Source is from Dendem MTG. Take it with a grain of salt...but...something to keep in mind.

Might as well hop on the bandwagon with some Hangman-posting.

Command Zoe🔜PAX Unplugged@commandzoe.bsky.social · 5d ago

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My wife. Sarah. She doubts me. For good reason. She knows I don’t pull shit. She will leave me soon if nothing changes. She’s on the apps. So many of them. Hinge. Farmers Only. Raya. I know she is Snapping with Jacob Elordi. With Peter Davidson. With Cousin Greg from Succession.

Sacrificing My Idiot Son to Improve My Chances for a God Pack | Commander's Herald

I sacrifice my son upon this mountain to get right with God. And if it comes to pass that I receive His favor by pulling a God Pack? Worth it.

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Wizards Reminds Employees Instead Of Union Dues They Could Pay For Slightly Nicer Spot In Secret Lair Line | Commander's Herald

“Here at Wizards of the Coast, we’re like family, and family extorts each other all the time.” added Cocks with a tear running down his eye.

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This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...

[Hikes up suspenders] Back in my day, a God Pack was a Time Spiral pack with an Unyaro Bees, a Squire, and a foil Moonlace, and you'd like it. #MTG

Sharing the better vaguely gender-swapped student of a prestigious school of wizardry to piss off the haters.

“My little brother is a 1/1 warrior in a Najeela, the Blade Blossom deck, and my parents always bring him up when I visit. Well, check out the LGS this Friday, Mom and Dad. Your oldest and strongest son is gonna swing in for lethal every game!”

Tragic: Warrior Token Doesn't Realize He's Only in Deckbox for Treasure on Other Side | Commander's Herald

HENDERSON, NV — A local 2/2 warrior token reached out to us to announce he’d be making his Friday Night Magic debut this season. After half a decade sitting unused in a box of lands, tokens, and commo...

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AppLovin, the company that makes those obnoxious mobile game ads, is running ads during this morning’s NFL game. It’s hard to beat the insurance industry in the “isn’t having enough money to advertise that much a bad thing?” race, but I give them credit for having the moxie to try.

"You’re basically playing on autopilot, always picking the same spells over and over, and I can’t see how that would be fun. Plus the whole time she was playing the deck she narrated what she was doing and grunting when making plays, it was really off-putting.”

Commander Pod Upset Player's Wolverine Deck Plays Itself | Commander's Herald

Toledo, OH – Local game store Brain Games hosts a weekly Commander night to encourage Magic: The Gathering players to congregate and test their Commanders against each other. However controversy has s...

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Thinking back about Joey Ryan. One of the hottest wrestling acts in the indies, videos of him all around the world, even had a guest spot on GLOW. Then a bunch of sexual misconduct allegations came out about him in 2020, and all the fans agreed to boycott him and any company that signed him.

And now, a brief message from my cat Leibniz.

Corollary: If they want AI to be considered sentient, it’s because they want to be able to own a person.

Wilder Newyear@wildernewyear.bsky.social · 2mo ago

The rule of thumb of "if they want humanoid robots, it's because they want to be able to own a person" remains unchallenged.

[Checks last night’s football score] Well damn, guess I shouldn’t have started The Meteor in fantasy this week.

“We tried reaching out to customer service, but for some reason they were reluctant to help us gut their department like a fish. The best we got was a hand drawn Junk token of someone’s balls.”

Private Equity Firm That Bought Card Kingdom Still Hasn't Received Order | Commander's Herald

Citadel's last major acquisition before Card Kingdom was a company called Alchemy AI, two words all Magic players love to hear.

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Speaking MTG ideas into the world: a Legacy/Vintage tournament where all the cards must be proxies, and decks are judged on style as well as performance.

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From Abigale to Zuri, Magic has printed over 700 Legendary creatures this year with more on the way due to the upcoming Star Trek: Universes Beyond set.

Report: Legendary Creatures Printed in 2026 Outnumber Registered U.S. Voters | Commander's Herald

Washington, D.C. – Well-regarded polling organization Quinnipiac University released a startling report this week that the current number of Americans registered to vote in the upcoming midterm electi...

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Well I’m certainly well rested today. (Stupid Cubs pitching)

Wilder Newyear@wildernewyear.bsky.social · 2w ago

Between that Bears game last night and the Wild Card series in San Diego this week, the sleep schedule of myself and about half the Chicagoland area are completely fucked until further notice.

“I am a literal, self-avowed tyrant, yes,” said Samut. “My whole thing is that I go to a place and freeze everything there forever. I’m not certain that it counts as suffering, because from their perspective, they’re not moving at all.”

Echoverse Counterparts: "We Do In Fact Suffer" | Commander's Herald

Hexhaven Academy Tower — Recently, “The Theorist,” Jace Beleren, made the somewhat dubious claim that he has created, or is intending to create, a Multiverse without suffering. Given the extremely imp...

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Between that Bears game last night and the Wild Card series in San Diego this week, the sleep schedule of myself and about half the Chicagoland area are completely fucked until further notice.

I don't understand how there can be any transphobia in the upper midwest. We've been assured for decades the ideal town was one where the women are strong, the men good looking, and the children above average.

Why didn’t they just defeat Jace with Slash Panther

Aussies of BlueSky, I am at least vaguely aware the AFL Grand Final is later today/tonight. What does your game day food spread look like?

“At our upcoming prerelease, rather than us giving you cards, you will bring your own from home. We’ll only allow cards printed within the last three years, let’s say, starting with Wilds of Eldraine."

After Supply Chain Issues, Reality Fracture Prerelease A "BYOC" Event | Commander's Herald

Duluth, MN – Due to shipping delays local game shop Rob’s Collectables and Geekery is worried they will not receive cards from Magic: the Gathering‘s upcoming set Reality Fracture even though the prer...

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#FreeBugs

Bromi@bromi.me · 2w ago

With alt text, my bad

Another thing to remember on this bisexual day is that The Grungler is canonically bi. I do enjoy how it's become a term for "token cis guy who hangs out with a bunch of trans weirdos" but the original post was also about straight women being weird about bi men.

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Fans Argue Whether "Isn't She Lovely" Needledrop is for Tam or Emrakul | Commander's Herald

(Spoiler warnings for Reality Fracture’s story, but honestly at this point you should have read it anyway because it’s really damn good. Also some cartoon about a clown and a rabbit or something.) Sea...

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