Bought myself a Kelsey Mitchell t-shirt to show that I'm an Indiana Fever fan but not one of THOSE Indiana Fever fans.
Mallory 🚀 ⚔️
@wildlingoftarth.bsky.social
Elder millennial. Enthusiasm enthusiast. Sci-fi, fantasy, books, movies, TV, fanfic, dogs.
Gap keeps teasing me with the perfect cardigan (oversized and chunky with fat tortoiseshell buttons) but then I go to the website and it's always sold out 😩 please where can I find one like this!!
Happy Carly Rae Jepsen release day to all who celebrate 🎉
Day and Night - Album by Carly Rae Jepsen | Spotify
Carly Rae Jepsen · album · 2026 · 24 songs
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The ending (or lack thereof) of Netflix's "1899" haunts me to this day.
My challenge to the people making the new X-Men movie: give Rogue her 90s comics hair, you cowards
Will I ever feel like anything but an alien when I try to talk to the moms of my kids' friends? All signs point to no
despite all my rage i am still gonna eat the house of nick cage — that sinkhole, probably
Days like today are a great opportunity for cleaning out my social media friend lists of people who love racism
Really starting to understand those older women who wear nothing but matching linen sets from Eileen Fisher
My neighbors probably think I'm so weird but in their defense I am
Steve R Dodd ‘Gateway: Worlds Without End’ (2019, acrylics on canvas board)
The two funniest people alive rn (Cole Escola and Vic Michaelis) are both nonbinary. This cannot be a coincidence
My new favorite hobby is giving stuff away on my local Buy Nothing Facebook page. Highly recommend it if you're an anti-packrat like me.
One shitty thing about being at your job for almost 20 years is that all the account reps and project managers and people you've been working with your whole career start retiring 😢
Discworld QOTD, from Mort "'Well, ----me,' he said. 'A ----ing wizard. I hate ----ing wizards!' 'You shouldn’t ----them, then,' muttered one of his henchmen, effortlessly pronouncing a row of dashes."
Micah@rincewind.run · 2mo agoDiscworld QOTD, from The Color of Magic
I am cursed to never be able to wear a white shirt. This is from a tester at Sephora that exploded on me 🙃
Today's leftover remix/boy kibble lunch: brown rice, air fried chicken, tzatziki, feta, cukes
Just saw a license plate that said "LETITBE" so obviously I read it as "le tit be"
Le Tits Sean Connery
ALT: Le Tits Sean Connery
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..."the trio all aging like curdled milk despite having more gender affirming care between than most dolls could ever dream of." LMAOOOO Sophie Cunningham sucks and @thefrankiedlc.news is doing the best writing about her and her "views"! www.thefrankiedlc.news/p/sophie-cun...
sophie cunningham wants to "get back to basketball"
ok, let's talk about sophie cunningham's basketball career then
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So, my email address since 2004 has been [firstnamelastname] at gmail. Someone with my same name, whose email address I'm guessing is something like [firstname-lastname] at gmail, keeps entering MINE on accident.
#lastnightIdreamed that Renee Rapp choked me and then I woke up coughing 😅
I think the vibes feel weird right now because it's been too long since Chappell Roan yelled at a man in public
Nacho cheese dispenser for every household
doctober@docseuss.bsky.social · 5mo agoTHE WIZARD IS BACK! You have been cursed with a lot of money! You are going to become not just permanently brain damaged, but SUPER evil, incapable of doing good, if you use the money for anything that isn't ridiculous. To break the curse, you must spend it on something ridiculous. What say you?