Will Maclean

@willmac23.bsky.social

Writer. New novel, Solace House, out NOW (UK) from Atlantic Books. Also responsible for The Apparition Phase, the comedy/drama High Strangeness, and co-writer/presenter of the podcast Broken Veil.

“It was the day I signed a million-legged faster-than-light invisible striker who embodied the concept of “football” in eleven dimensions when I first realised that I, and the other people in my Fantasy Football League, apprehended the word “fantasy” very very differently”.

The Proclaimers walk 500 miles. Then they walk 500 more. On the way, they run into Vanessa Carlton, going the other way. Slight nod of the head of acknowledgement, slight flicker of a smile. Then back to the walking.

Don't come to book club and say "no spoilers please, I haven't finished it yet." The whole point of the evening is to discuss the book and you're only on chapter 5? Piss off!

Let’s not have a repeat of the 1962 match against Argentina where Borges, playing midfield, opened up an infinite library which contained every possible book ever written, pushing the game into some serious extra time. I’m *so* the natural audience for sport it’s amazing

While we have the Bayeux Tapestry, I think we should bring it up to date, adding all the events that have happened since then to it. The Renaissance. All the wars. Nasty Nick getting kicked off Big Brother 1. “Sweet like Chocolate” by Shanks and Bigfoot. Cat Bin Lady. It’s the least we can do

Do YOU live in or near Cambridge? Are YOU free on the evening of Thursday June 25th, ie, this Thursday? I will be at Heffer's Bookshop, talking about Solace House, weird geometry, storytelling and all of that good stuff. Come along!

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Just a reminder that my novel Solace House is the perfect read for what I’m dubbing “Unsettled Reader Summer” and is currently ONLY 99p on Kindle. Which is a steal, frankly. Here’s a copy with an oyster mushroom growing from it

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