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I probably was already following you on twitter, when it existed, back when it was good
If a person eats who couldn’t they can go to school, they can go to work, or just not die. They can contribute to the grand American project in a unique and entirely human way. That benefits me in immeasurable ways
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
A bag of chips hates to see me coming! (I am socially tiring)
so there's been this big Clear Channel digital countdown to the world cup billboard in Oakland for the last six months, except the world cup is over, and they haven't found someone new to buy the billboard space, so right now it just says: "-51 days till all eyes are on the Bay Area!"
Heluva run though, made it to damn near 400 years old
Actual names@actualnames.bsky.social · 3d agoJonathan Blackturd England and Wales, Non-Conformist Record Indexes (RG4-8), 1588-1977
"hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is jackass" [takes a nap at 5pm]
it's indicative of Trump's lack of business sense that he is putting his face on passports but he's charing people extra FOR it instead of charing people extra NOT to have it there.
Mambo No. 5 but he just keeps counting from the beginning straight through to the end
Love or hate Nolan's Odyssey, I think we can all agree on one thing: shut the fuck up about your wry very smart take on Nolan's The Odyssey already.
[gruff sci-fi protagonist, exhaling e-smoke, shaking his head as he watches some scruffy ne'er-do-wells try to break into an e-car] fuckin Brinkers, man
JLP@jlp.systems · 5d agoThere should be some scifi thing called Earthbrink. A ship. A drug. Something
At this point it's a tired cliché to say that no one does it like Branson, but that's only because every single day he proves it in new and exciting ways
Dreamboat Branny 🦢@bransonreese.bsky.social · 5d ago
This is the exact guy they don't want you posting on construction sites
Luke Knox@lukeknox.me · 7d agojust became aware of William Howard Taft’s 1908 campaign poster
One of mankind's oldest questions: is it a full moon or is that just a really bright light some asshole has on in my neighborhood
amateur numbers. I'm lookin to go for 30-40 years early
Fossilized Tree Resin@jamberee13.bsky.social · 7d agoHmm, no thanks!
the funny part of this is that "winning the primary" means "most of the people in the party want this" so these people (who probably vote R anyway) can just... go eat shit? out of their own asses?
Living in a neoliberal dystopian hellscape@breakify.bsky.social · 6d agoLiberals will always choose fascism over socialism.
Everything else aside it's very funny they put a TM on the term MAHA. Who the fuck trademarked it? The government? (Real answer is probably that it is not trademarked, they're just fucking morons)
FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 6d agoRFK Jr. suggests Americans can more easily afford groceries if they start eating liver instead of beef: "Most of the cheap cuts of meat are very inexpensive. ... You can buy liver"
This question is a pretty good generational wealth detector
Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 7d agoEnough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?
Not to go all Mark Wahlberg but if I were on that flight it would have gone down different
Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...
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Scrolling to find just the right post before you start shitting
"we only expected people to do normal spy things with these like glean advertising data, we never meant to enable pervs"
Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · last wk.FWIW, Meta was fully aware of how these glasses would primarily be used. The glasses were designed to erase consent, and that is why they exist. Anything that they do that suggests they want to ameliorate this use is an attempt to win the PR battle and manipulate public opinion.
I'm too much of a coastal elite to know who Hallie Stephens is
obvious to me Ebenezer is just an SEO play.. soon it'll be the first thing that comes up when you search Johnny Depp Nasty Old Piece of Shit