SpOoOoOkY Of The Fear

@wookieeoftheyear.bsky.social

Bowcasters and bandoliers. D.C. Sports.

Tarik Skubal would strike Masoud Pezeshkian out on 3 pitches. Slider outside. He feels like hes drowning. Curveball in the dirt, of course he’s chasing it. Tabriz University sucks, kill yourself. And bang 97 inside corner. Youre out. You were always out. Youve been out since the day you were born

every 18 months this asshole says something remotely sensible and people I RESPECT say "omg based Stephen A..." i need collective, societal object permanence here. this guy sucks ass. always has. when he's right it's coincidental and by accident. (smile!!!!)

@stephenasmith
Replying to @LosDaGooner

Never. My Clintonesque Past would hurt me
(smile!!!!)
8:17 PM: 20 Jul 13 : Twitter for B
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 5d ago

"Now he calls it quits, not before the season. Not in the offseason…four games into the 2026 season, a dude that has been in the league forever, sits back and says I need to focus on my mental health" – Stephen A. Smith on Lane Johnson retiring