lesbian beating herself up after an incredible time with her wife: "Why! Didn't! You! Suck! Her! Cock!"

me impulse ordering indian takeout when im hungry

Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 7h ago

we must recover the old wisdom

PIZZA HISTORIAN WATCHING “MYSTIC PIZZA”: I don’t even know where to begin. I would be ashamed to serve these pizzas.

fuck this shitty website she's too good a poster for you to handle anyways

this is truly motivating me to use inshallah even more than I already do after all it’s the faster and more fun way to say “if the good lord’s willing and the creek don’t rise,” speaking as someone with Southern roots.

✨queer commie terrorist✨@britculpsapp.bsky.social · 12h ago

starting my compilation/collage of right wing white dipshits losing their shit over the word “inshallah”

whoa I have my first patron!!!! im gonna be reading things in a silly voice in no time at this rate!!!!!

at work despite being in the middle of a flare up and im still meeting quota for the day, fuck you

i had the followup with this doctor. i asked her if i am her first trans patient, and apparently i am one of her first patients *ever* because she just started residency. it was a really sweet conversation chatting about it. i think she'll be a great doctor for trans people in the future 🥹

Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief@katie.bzky.team · last mo.

ALSO SHE ASKED ME ABOUT SPIRONOLACTONE AND IF I'D WANT TO SWAP TO PATCHES. ME!!! SHE ASKED *ME*!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK LOL

oh no another bot flagged one of my posts great

I just heard a Buffalo DJ played We Are Charlie Kirk "in jest" and got banned from a venue for it and if I may be so bold to speak on their behalf Worth

Hey, wanna see something special? Baby Dexter!

I think we need to bring back the down with cis bus. who's with me

drunk cishet honky man posing with all the vintage cast-iron in your house like the fish in his tindr pfp. he loads your microwave, sets it to “ass hammer 10k”, & punches GO with the power of gun-fu. your kitchen & his flesh are all obliterated in a final hubristic attempt to “party hardy bruh”.

weeder@weeder.bsky.social · 2d ago

Making breakfast at 4AM

the voices return

“Happy Pride BUMP UGLIES” as seen in Longfellow today.

mmmm yes.... obtaining a new and cute little notebook will cure me of my mental illness and turn me into a shark eyed type a productivity megafucker... the last several cute new notebooks didn't, but this one will be different, surely.

taco bell pointing their burritos at me expectantly in an extremely Freudian manner has done nothing to convince me they're anything unlike a cock

bout to tell my boss he clearly doesn't understand what our jobs look like on a daily basis

legit so stressed about this stupid fucking job that im crying at my desk

damn, got me thinking about that dundonian taco bell

RKEFGRLDDDDSNFFRR

i am temporarily not completely hyperstimulated and i'm going to make that everyone's problem

me discovering I can use this emote here 🫪

Remember when it came out that Jeffrey Epstein and his billionaire rapist pals had deliberately manufactured modern movement transphobia to make us easier to exploit sexually and no one but us cared?

Bugs, Yaoist@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 3mo ago

all of contemporary transphobia feels so manufactured and fake and it's hard to explain how and why to people who haven't felt it happen at them but like people used to not like Really Care; there were shitty people but like no one built their life around being transphobic