Xerxes 🔜 MP
@xerxes.gay
Lead singer of @dogparkdissidents.com 🎤 Purple fox 💜🦊 Queer af 🏳️🌈 Anarcho-jewish ✡️🏴 Xenogender drag animal ✨ he/they 📍Minneapolis, MN
Not many people know this but in the early 2010s cryptocurrency developers came up with versions of it that weren't environmentally destructive and nobody switched to them cause crypto bros were all "I don't wanna" Anyway now you understand why they're not putting solar panels on AI datacenters
Every day I get more and more mad about AI because - On the one hand, you can kind of now interact with the computer by speaking English to it like you're in Star Trek - On the other hand, everything else
I can write scripts about swearing cats AND they'll even bang, hire me netflix
Yeah, this is exactly what happens.
It's! The sauna at LA Fitness! We got: - Fully clothed dude in sneakers looking extremely uncomfortable (and not cause of the heat) - Tiktok broccoli haired twink full deep squatting on the top bench playing Balatro on his phone at full volume - Louuuuuuud talker!
Hello to the member of the Estonian Border Guard looking up my social media profiles! Please approve my application to use your wonderful country's business infrastructure to distribute multimedia art about weird gay people! Aitäh! 💙🖤🤍
broke: pandemic happened because a pangolin fucked a bat woke: a pangolin and a bat, who were lovers and genius scientists, conspired together to make the pandemic happen
the synthesis between the zoonotic disease and lab leak theories is "covid was the result of a sinister experiment to create biological weapons, conducted by a bat", and I don't think we've thought about that possibility to enough
tfw you end up in the dick dimension and you end up suckin dicks endlessly forever
Hello non furry bluesky, despite my name change I am not in fact running to be a member of parliament
Eh fuck it 🔜 megaplex why not
"Aha! VORTEEN! Vorteen verevolves!" exclaims the Count and then goes back to choking on knot
tfw you end up in the dick dimension and you end up suckin dicks endlessly forever
There is now a MOBILE APP for the website that lets you log back into Bluesky even if they asked your state to show drivers licenses and/or banned you for some bullshit and then continue to use your account as if nothing happened
Joining the beta is easy. Download for iOS: testflight.apple.com/join/ST8N2Qda Download for Android: play.google.com/store/apps/d... If you run into any issues, you can follow the instructions here for help: docs.blacksky.community/info-about-b...
For a second there in the 2010s it felt like wuskies and fuskies fell out of fashion as fursonae but I'm glad The Kids seem to have rediscovered them. Greatly anticipating the folf revival
Shopping for a collar for my dog and constantly fighting the algorithm about NO NOT FOR ME FOR MY DOG NO NOT MY BOYFRIEND MY ACTUAL DOG
Call me antipa the way I wokely enjoy an appetizer before my main course of Italian food
Broader hot take: visible giant SM7 microphone in your video instead following decades of television best practices on hiding your microphone makes you look like a fucking tool, even you Tom Scott I'm sorry
Youtubers this is a periodic reminder to clip the goddamn tiny microphone to your fuckin shirt and stop holding it up to your mouth jesus fuckin christ
Youtubers this is a periodic reminder to clip the goddamn tiny microphone to your fuckin shirt and stop holding it up to your mouth jesus fuckin christ
Nova Scotia furry porn dialogue be like "oh no yah whip oat that fat knawt and make my hōle right some slippy"
"Now, so Google can improve, please rate how satisfied you are with this response" -my fucking lightswitch after I asked it to turn on the lights like I do every goddamn day
Red-green colorblind people, I'm trying to do some user research. Can you give this a try and let me know what percentage of this filter makes this very red/green image look best to your eyes? xerxes-cb-filter-test.wasmer.app
Guy who shows up to youtubers houses to break their legs if they tell people to use "the" link instead of use "my" link to the sponsor
Boy scouts sure do a lot of helping old ladies cross the street and not a lot of advocacy for safer and more accessible pedestrian infrastructure
Got to play with @xerxes.gay recently and their hole felt so good. Want to share some humping for #humpday Such a good pup 🐶 #hardcock #uncut #gaynude #gaysex #gayfucking #gaytattoo #musclepup #pupplay #humanpup
Why I think queer Jews are generally comfortable in pro-palestine spaces: we've all internalized that "fuck the gays" vs "fuck the whites" are both technically hate speech but only one of them is a realistic threat, and we process leftist antisemitism that way Other Jews have, um, not done that
Well, shit, I stand corrected. It already exists. And of course, it was @blackskyweb.xyz who has the foresight.
The same way we get to label adult content or graphic media, we should be able to tag AI content and report it as a community. What if I don't want to see AI media on my feed?
Doberman pinscher intactivist who will not shut the fuck up about regrowing his tail and the violation inflicted upon him as a puppy, like ok valid dude but get a personality