Xerxes 🔜 MP

@xerxes.gay

Lead singer of @dogparkdissidents.com 🎤 Purple fox 💜🦊 Queer af 🏳️‍🌈 Anarcho-jewish ✡️🏴 Xenogender drag animal ✨ he/they 📍Minneapolis, MN

Not many people know this but in the early 2010s cryptocurrency developers came up with versions of it that weren't environmentally destructive and nobody switched to them cause crypto bros were all "I don't wanna" Anyway now you understand why they're not putting solar panels on AI datacenters

Every day I get more and more mad about AI because - On the one hand, you can kind of now interact with the computer by speaking English to it like you're in Star Trek - On the other hand, everything else

It's! The sauna at LA Fitness! We got: - Fully clothed dude in sneakers looking extremely uncomfortable (and not cause of the heat) - Tiktok broccoli haired twink full deep squatting on the top bench playing Balatro on his phone at full volume - Louuuuuuud talker!

Hello to the member of the Estonian Border Guard looking up my social media profiles! Please approve my application to use your wonderful country's business infrastructure to distribute multimedia art about weird gay people! Aitäh! 💙🖤🤍

There is now a MOBILE APP for the website that lets you log back into Bluesky even if they asked your state to show drivers licenses and/or banned you for some bullshit and then continue to use your account as if nothing happened

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For a second there in the 2010s it felt like wuskies and fuskies fell out of fashion as fursonae but I'm glad The Kids seem to have rediscovered them. Greatly anticipating the folf revival

Youtubers this is a periodic reminder to clip the goddamn tiny microphone to your fuckin shirt and stop holding it up to your mouth jesus fuckin christ

"Now, so Google can improve, please rate how satisfied you are with this response" -my fucking lightswitch after I asked it to turn on the lights like I do every goddamn day

Boy scouts sure do a lot of helping old ladies cross the street and not a lot of advocacy for safer and more accessible pedestrian infrastructure

Why I think queer Jews are generally comfortable in pro-palestine spaces: we've all internalized that "fuck the gays" vs "fuck the whites" are both technically hate speech but only one of them is a realistic threat, and we process leftist antisemitism that way Other Jews have, um, not done that

Doberman pinscher intactivist who will not shut the fuck up about regrowing his tail and the violation inflicted upon him as a puppy, like ok valid dude but get a personality