May

@xjmay.bsky.social

24 | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ | rotating cast of hyperfixations | Lily Hoshikawa stan

Love the Zombie Land Saga fandom for being the only fandom of a show whose core cast is 7 characters that doesn’t have some fuckass theory about how they’re based on the Seven Deadly Sins

Huge, and I mean HUGE shoutout to my friend Blaik who just finished Top 4 at the Baltimore Pokémon VGC Regional! Also shoutout to all my other friends who were there cheering him on, who started crowd chants that were so great they got the entire audience chanting with them! I love my friends :)

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Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man

I don’t really get the people who want Spy x Family to actually heavily progress the plot and are mad at the show’s slow pace, that show’s concept and these characters work way better as an episodic slice of life than as an open and shut story idk what to tell ya

As a fellow Adult Who Watches Kids Cartoons I heavily encourage other Cartoons Adults to either Watch Other Things Too or understand their limited scope. Because there’s a certain way some people make critiques where it’s really obvious that they literally only watch kids shows

If you bring your own snacks, movie theaters are such a great and cheap way to have a fun night out. $10-$15 a ticket generally (less on discount Tuesdays), and as long as you aren’t stupid and obvious about it, you won’t get caught bringing your own food

Lesson to May for the future: when you go to the mall, go to the anime bar AFTER doing everything else. You WILL lose all concept of money upon alcohol intake and spend disgusting amounts on merch you don’t need

Fuck capitalism (hit a plush in a claw machine with absolute pinpoint accuracy and the claw just fucking let go of it midway through)

Next to my local mall there’s a Combination Graeter’s/City Barbeque which has gotta be the most Southern Ohio building ever created. They just gotta add on a Skyline Chili and they’ll complete the trifecta

Crazy thing about fandom is that a self proclaimed trans ally will start spewing the most absurdly transphobic shit you’ve ever seen in your life if you headcanon a character as trans that they disagree with

The first side of Purple Rain is already damn near perfect but the second side of Purple Rain is quite possibly the greatest run of songs ever created. When Doves Cry into I Would Die 4 U into Baby I’m a Star into Purple Rain is just, I’ve listened to it 100 times and it still doesn’t feel real

Random Zombie Land Saga headcanon: Lily fucks with Saki by getting her to fall for all the old internet tricks she wasn’t alive for. Like she’ll ask her to help her with this “really hard level of a game” that she’s stuck on and it’s this

Level 3 of the Scary Maze Game

Yeah after his statement I’m way less charitable toward Ed Sheeran than when I posted this To be clear, if celebrities wanna just shut their mouth on stuff like this, I’m all for it, but if you’re gonna say nothing, then actually say nothing. Being vocally not vocal about it doesn’t fucking play

May@xjmay.bsky.social · last wk.

Will also say that while Ed Sheeran definitely deserves criticism for this, I don’t like that I’m seeing way more blame for him than I am Robert Kraft, who is definitely who deserves the majority of the hate here. It’s just way easier to hate the most famous guy in the story than the main offender

I love the Mario 64 DS touch screen minigames but I kinda ruined them for myself by being way too good at them in high school. Every time I boot them up nowadays I look at my old high scores thinking they cannot possibly be true

Will also say that while Ed Sheeran definitely deserves criticism for this, I don’t like that I’m seeing way more blame for him than I am Robert Kraft, who is definitely who deserves the majority of the hate here. It’s just way easier to hate the most famous guy in the story than the main offender

May@xjmay.bsky.social · last wk.

This is also a showing of how choosing to remain apolitical and not pick a side ends up having you choose the side of the oppressor Like, Ed Sheeran is choosing to remain apolotical but, when at a crossroads where that wasn’t, super possible, he chose the path of least resistance

The only thing I miss about being a manager at my last job is getting to say those magical 4 words every time a dickhead customer asks to speak to the manager

Just got back from a “Firing John Harbaugh Was a Mistake” rally. Amazing turnout. Thousands of Ravens fans holding hands and chanting “Better things aren’t possible”

A lot of cis liberals pull “The enemy is both weak and strong” speak on trans people. We’re somehow simultaneously not a big or important enough group of people for Dems to cater to in elections but also we’re capable of singlehandedly costing them elections if we don’t vote for them