lol nearly every comment on the New York magazine cover article is “what about” you know who lmao just the perpetual victims and fucking losers of humanity
Happy first day of school. Year 15 begins now. 27 more till retirement.
They just sent a push notification for this lmao
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · yesterdayHahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Great part about Charles 9/11 day
No Homework Podcast@nohomework.website · 4d ago@ugarles.bsky.social witnesses the greatest individual performance in work meeting history. @lronmexico.bsky.social applies the "just lay down" principle and successfully evades the police. @veryimportant.lawyer receives unwanted emails about his big stupid head. nohomework.website/posts/episod...
Big miss from Christopher Nolan not casting Noel Gugliemi as Hector
Lmao saw someone selling tshirts that say “I’m the teacher Fox News warned you about”
“charlie brown had homes.” no he didn’t. that isn’t true.
Screamer Jim@screamerjim.bsky.social · 4d agoCharlie Brown: Adult Homeowner
Time for two days of bullshit professional development instead of time in my classroom
Knowing that all of this stuff is generated by sloppers in other parts of the world and then tossed into a trough on Facebook for Americans to gorge on is so embarrassing and so funny. "Bet you hogs want to see an uncanny illustration of a soldier, huh?" and 11 million old people reply GOD BLESS.
Screamer Jim@screamerjim.bsky.social · 4d agoCharlie Brown: Adult Homeowner
the world needs to de-americanize and fast. using our software, our satellites, subscribing to our institutions like the UN, dangerous. we are expressly not interested in human welfare in any meaningful way anymore. we are interested in stealing and killing and lying
We are about two weeks away from JJ McCarthy and his supporters getting on the phone with Trump to overturn the results of the Vikings’ QB battle.
just do away with books, movies and tv, there's no need to elicit any kind of response from anyone they might not like or agree with
1996: The Internet is going to make shopping so much easier! 2026: I just finished compiling a spreadsheet of reviews from Wirecutter, Serious Eats, America’s Test Kitchen, Amazon, and Consumer Reports. Now I can begin narrowing down my search for the best bottle sponge.
Zeus's Law is the reason you used to have to sit and watch your weed dealer play Xbox. I'm glad they built the fucking horse
yknow sometimes star wars nerds are good (courtesy of @starwarsexplained.com on Insta)
There are certain media figures who especially get under my skin and I can't really explain why. Like, this stupid "I'm declaring for the WNBA buh buh" shit would normally just make me go whatever, but because it's Enes Kanter I'm like "I hope Erdogan's goons get their hands on this fucking guy"
this iran humiliation is revealing so much about the US. you can actually see how military coups happen, why there's a 25th amendment, why wars should ever be wages at the whim of one guy (especially a world-class idiot). the rot and the sclerosis are now apparent to anyone who wants to look
This movie is an important cultural document of the recent “people who identify as progressive but actually have the politics of tipper gore” phenomenon
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 6d ago‘ONE NIGHT ONLY’ director Will Gluck says they cut out “so much nudity” from the film because he thinks audiences dislike sex on screen. “Whenever people now see nudity or very adult situations in a big theater, they get uncomfortable.” (Source: variety.com/2026/film/fe...)
I had never heard this, truly insane. Sad how many adults are still into this shit!
s. e. smith@sesmith.lol · last wk.JKR explicitly said she considers anything Potter-related, even fan-made, endorsement of her politics. And every time you engage with this franchise, you signal to the industry that there's still money in it and they should keep pumping out content from full-cast audiobooks to book box partnerships.