I need to know if i'm having a psychotic episode or if new Dead Man's Bones sounds like it could be a bside off brand new's science fiction and if ryan gosling is a demon sent to earth to torture me specifically
the eligma of amigara balls
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they maybe i'll retire out here, tell 'em all to go to hell
drafting a bloodborne boss fuckability tier list with steph don't text
consider: we are all so tired, but especially me 👶 youtu.be/tTegECsW3mc?...
Legss - On Killing a Swan Blues (Official Video)
YouTube video by Legss
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no i will not sleep with my phone in another room, my girlfriend lives in there and i need to make sure she's not trying to send me hilarious epic memes before bed
"dolgshit" is the best written representation of hoagiemouth i have ever seen. god bless philadelphia
Bran 9 From Outer Space@bransonreese.bsky.social · last wk.
Palestinian skateboarder in Gaza doing a kickflip over an unexploded US-made (in Garland, Texas) Mk. 84 2000lb aerial bomb, provided to Israel as one of many tens of thousands of aerial bombs in the 1,000 and 2,000lb class included in US military assistance.
i need a medical bracelet that tells everyone if i'm ever making too many jokes about killing myself that they can just show me the ytmnd that's a mashup of So Fresh by Soulja Boy and Brody Quest over a loop of winnie the pooh looking pleased with himself and that will defuse me with 90+% success
buy fish fear me i sang a couple songs on it and it's fun 🤪
Heather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW)@hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 4w agoNOW ON SALE: 🙂🪙 UNFAIR FLIPS (40% OFF) - store.steampowered.com/app/3925760/... 🐍🩸 SNAKE FARM (50% OFF) - store.steampowered.com/app/2491640/... 🦈🎣 FISH FEAR ME (75% OFF!) - store.steampowered.com/app/3000120/...
injecting myself with testosterone while sitting in my gamer chair watching reacher. Never kill yourself
stay mad about eagle eye jt with the walk off challenge!! i get to wear my phillies red october shirt without shame for at least one day lmao
They should make a fly swatter big enough to squish trea turner with
You have to wait until the sixth paragraph of this piece before you learn, in the New York Times reporting on the murder of THEIR OWN EMPLOYEE, that the victim was a trans man who had been abused for being trans by the in-laws who murdered him. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/u...
Couple Accused of Killing Their Son-in-Law in Bay Area Park (Gift Article)
Jonathan McKinsey, an engineer who worked in the games department for The New York Times, was fatally shot Saturday in a San Francisco suburb. The police have accused his parents-in-law, both 76.
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can't think of a youtube video i have less desire to click on than hasan piker's take on the massachusetts lesbian bar drama. do you all understand yet why if you see cringe within your own community you should simply shut up and move on about it
So classic Phillies to finally get good but in a way that just pisses me off more
can't listen to anything aside from new protomartyr album for days now. fantastic timing that it's coincided with the weather abruptly turning and the days getting noticeably shorter youtu.be/9rrG5UqAPEw?...
Protomartyr - The Knife Dream (Official Audio)
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honestly i don't even really care about the phillies anymore i care about Matvei Michkov improving his english
it feels like a crazy life hack to finally realize center-parting my hair makes me look significantly more masc
I do not care if you are from a traditionally red state your job as a leader is to change that. It's not to chase what people have been told they already think it's to give them something else to believe in. And the way to do that is to show you are willing to fight for everyone...
I do not believe you care about this
You are lying
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i too also frequently mix up september 11th and the release of pokémon go
Senator Elissa Slotkin@slotkin.senate.gov · 2mo agoBut that feeling of a shared bond among all Americans in the early weeks after the attack is something I’m so glad I got to experience. Because it’s the thing that I think we’re missing the most today.
if the past couple of months have taught me anything it's that if i keep being morbidly depressed in a way that is a drag on the lives of all those around me then nintendo will keep rereleasing gamecube games i was obsessed with as a child
me when i make the absolute minimum effort and ace a very simple interview and land a simple job youtu.be/NEDSwO1Jdoc?...
I'll Take That Applause
YouTube video by protomartyr - Topic
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