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Cyanocitta Cristata Perpetually 37 years old. Some kind of bird, despite the handle. Avatar by bluescale.bsky.social World class hater, smacks of gender Misanthrope. Ace Aro. Scrunkly
I heard the stories of 1929 and I want to see gaming industry execs jumping out of buildings right alongside bankers. And I want the footage sent to their spouces with funny sound effects, Chriatmas morning at 8 AM.
🏳️⚧️ june | יוֹכֶבֶד🪬@junewl.bsky.social · 10h ago
I maintain that AIDS was cooked up in a lab on bloody Christian dollars and I think likewise of most of all this horror. This is the gaame plan of the christian faith. Plagues and death and damnation to all who do not submit to Christ, the man who preached socialism and was nailed to a cross for it
Better Things Are Possible@internethippo.bsky.social · 4h agoJesus man can I eat anything
Just keep thinking about that 7% kindness.
I regret to inform you the Flock-powered police state will be queer-inclusive
![A New Bedford, Massachusetts, police officer is under investigation after being accused of using a Flock Safety camera to track her ex-girlfriend’s movements, per the New Bedford Light.
In a signed affidavit, the ex-girlfriend, who is not named in media reports, said she began receiving “endless calls” from her ex-girlfriend Emily Pacheco, a New Bedford police officer, in April after the couple ended their two-year relationship.
“She then generated fake phone numbers to reach out to me, calling and texting,” the woman wrote, per the Light. “Showing up to my home unannounced and refuse[d] to leave when asked … saw me pull into my home while on duty, got out of her cruiser and refused to let me leave.”
The affidavit also includes allegations that Pacheco ran her license plate number through Flock’s system in order to follow her.
Per data obtained by the Light, Pacheco has been one of the top users of the Flock system in New Bedford this year. Pacheco most commonly input “traffic infraction” as her reason for using the tracking software. In April, the month that Pacheco broke up with her ex, she reportedly ran 18 searches. By May, that number ran up to 259, with 220 searches in June, per the Light.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mlmouohgzbjofidukcp4pxf2/bafkreicqacwtqzpwy7pyz3s5ts3z7oaboabliqwrgz4ojb32e4nzaskqii)
oh shit its for real for real fucking DO NOT update your windows, I had to do a clean reinstall
Windows 11's August update is crashing games and causing PC problems
Following the installation of the August security patch for Windows 11, some users have reported serious problems with their systems. This is a known issue, and here’s how to resolve the error.
pcworld.com
Sean Aitchison@sean8urson.bsky.social · yesterdayI think it’s a really great business model for Microsoft that a windows update can brick my computer Great job, really great way to keep me on as a customer
When I hear there is a young male loneliness epidemic, I smile. For a better future there needs to be abundant clarity that young men are stupid foul shits and a century of humiliation and emasculation is in order. No mere finger wagging. Young men, especially white cis christians, need SHAMING
Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️@ashleylynch.bsky.social · 6h agoThere's two things at play here: 1) perverts being given sexual harassment tech tools 2) social media has devolved into ragebait content for profit. A wave of young men are going into public and being everyone else's violent and abusive problem on cam for clicks because that's just who we are now.
I have no less than twenty trigger words but repetition is more powerful than anything.
paw influencer 🐉🐾@slitfucker.bsky.social · 8h agounaware hypnosis except it's the hypnotist who doesn't know they're doing it and the subject is extremely aware but they're too far gone to inform them about it
Without further comment but if you know...
Path Hyena@pathhyena.bsky.social · 9h agoThis platform was a terrible mistake
A great majority of this country is very much for very loud very public "round up the offenders, perp walk them, lock them up for life and have the public mock them as they are marched to prison in chains" Its a matter of "war criminals" or "non ciswhite christians" Lets just crucify SOMEBODY.
David Waldman@kagrox.bsky.social · 10h agoWatching Trump revive Bush/Cheney era domestic surveillance, "picking up right where the last Republican president left off, and doing the same and worse," has me thinking about this old Newsweek piece from 2009. And who do you think the questioner was? www.newsweek.com/obama-faces-...
Uh oh, the UK still hasn't learned what seasonings are
I really hope who ever is writing these headlines and articles drinks themselves into present solitude and a death by cirrhosis in their early fifties. The kind where they dont find your body for a week.
CBS Mornings@cbsmornings.bsky.social · 15h agoSome U.S. military members who are itching to play a video game they've anticipated for over a decade can trade a commitment for several more years of their life in uniform for a few days off to play Grand Theft Auto VI.
Never "party" with whitey. An ideal decent world is nothing short of utter hell for the average white suburbanite hellspawn otherwise known as a "normie" If they are not having a good time then somebody is doing something right.
Tiricohairline@trejames.blacksky.app · 10h agoOh, if a white person asks "do you party?" that answer is NO, lol.
The discourse of "hitting a guy with glasses" has been the one fairly obvious development that I just did not think about.
Ian Boudreau@ianboudreau.com · 15h agoThis is framed as though it's a subversion of the tech but this is what the glasses are for
USA Today is Highlights for Children for Adults that you find on the floor at a Holiday Inn instead of the waiting room of a pediatric dentist
If she pulls this off in November we may have to put her at the front of the line for 28
W.E.D.em Boyz@leftistwonk.bsky.social · 19h agoDSA member Angie Nixon was outspent 36:1 and did not receive an AOC or Bernie endorsement, and yet she won the Florida Senate primary by more than 12 points
Dear Diary The Chicago White Sox is about to adopt the rights to The Grinch
*John Goodman voice* To me, my Righteous Gemstones!
OUR DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE FOR THE US SENATE! ANGIE NIXON! Let’s get to work, Florida. Let’s win in November.
All campaign pins are available, so if you missed out now's your chance 🦝✨ I also got some of them in cute keychain or sticker form ;D
Today is the day that Marty MFly arrives in the future.
I really really really really really really really hate Forrest Gump. I think every generation likes it less and thats cool but the movie gives me visceral pain
Rachel Merrill Artist for Gil Thorp and Death To Pachuco!@ohhhaeee.bsky.social · 2d agoWhats a movie everyone fucking loves that you despise? It doesnt have to be objectively bad, you just objectively DID NOT. Heres one for me since Ive been on a Barbara Loden kick lately-
There are a lot higher priority things to address in the coming weeks but I really want to get some drawover commissions. Much as I like my sonas and OCs to be fuller figured I should do something for a bit more self respect, even if its just getting a drawing of me as a bird.
Alright got a follow up interview so im almost through the woods but i still need a thousand dollars for rent and Im trying to figure out how to make that happen.
What I ADORE about Animalympics is that it is mostly lost media because "lmao, geopolitics in that most rancid year of 1980" but there was effort enough that it gets noticed by furries eventually years after the fact. Its just a matter of how and when. I found it on a VHS in a library in 1998.
🦝🦦@moonlitlycan.bsky.social · 3d agoWatching Animalympics for the first time in my life and NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS SUCH A HANDSOME OTTER IN IT AAAAAA 💜💜💜
