Stop calling me an amateur. I've been doing this for decades. I'm incompetent.

everyone boost this plz

Fortmax Headroom@hwhall.bsky.social · 4d ago

This seemed like it was worth boosting. www.kickstarter.com/projects/735...

Thrilled to be back in the office, why do you ask?

(guy pointing at the first toaster) is this a bread witch

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 3w ago

Could AI be conscious?

Excited to share these Spotify audiobook covers I illustrated for Homer’s Odyssey and Iliad! On this day! For no particular, Odyssey-related reason! 😬 #odyssey

“I don’t mind a reasonable amount of trouble.” - Sam Spade Happy to share that the audiobook edition of The Maltese Falcon (with my illustration adorning the cover) is now available on Spotify!

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

Being an artist means you’re drawing daily for hours while wishing you had time to draw

What’s that peeking out through the mist? Why, could it be my new book FOG!? Adapted from Carl Sandburg’s classic poem, my latest book follows the trail of a mischievous cat as he scampers across San Francisco, covering the city in its famous fog 🌁 Preorder Fog now wherever books are sold!

There’s nothing more obnoxious than when people celebrate being an asshole or “just saying what everyone’s thinking” Yeah, dude, most people have edgy thoughts, and learn to keep them inside. It’s called control. What you’re doing is like being really proud of constantly shitting yourself.

Salute to the headbanger kid in my 8th grade art class who one day quietly said that the best guitarist in the world wasn’t Jimi Hendrix, Eddie Van Halen, Randy Rhoads, or Jimmy Page. It was, in fact, he insisted, George Benson. We didn’t know what to do with this information but he was resolute.

My latest illustration for @gardenandgun.com magazine’s February/March “Good Dog” column, featuring Tom Junod’s essay about his dog family tree (and his family family tree) 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶

Always be generous (especially to yourself 🍦) #illustration #watercolor #icecream #dachshund #weimaraner

I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for * Google AI Summaries * YouTube Ask button & chat summaries * GitHub Copilot * Facebook AI chat * X's Grok buttons * Deviantart DreamUp * Booru AI images * And more github.com/Stevoisiak/S...

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

My illustration for @gardenandgun.com magazine’s October/November “Good Dog” column, featuring Eli Cranor’s loving tribute to his beloved blue-eyed Aussie Layla 🐶

Ok its ‘feed it off an aux, speak, grunt no strength, the ladder start to clatter with fear fight down height, wire in a fire representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site’.

👇👇👇

The Isaac Who Came In From the Butler@isaacbutler.bsky.social · 11mo ago

If you are, like me, generally opposed to how Large Language Models are being positioned and used (and not regulated currently) one very simple thing you could do is to stop using the term “AI” to describe them. When you do, you’re buying into the linguistic and conceptual framework of your enemies.

I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.

Honored to be taking on illustration duties for @gardenandgun.com magazine’s beloved “Good Dog” column, starting with this year’s August/September issue! First up, an essay by Charles McNair about the power of storytelling and plagiarism starring America’s #1 childhood traumatizer, Old Yeller 🐶🔫

I am officially OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS! This portrait of Snowball the chihuahua was done for a family who wanted to immortalize their pet in watercolor. If you have a beloved pet you want to commemorate or any idea for a painting you want to see realized, let’s talk! www.zackrock.com/commissions

Recently a non-profit that runs creative writing programs for kids asked me to illustrate a book of students’ short stories. The best part was having to base my illustration on a title the kids invented. So what choice did I have for “The Awesome Adventures”? #illustration #picturebook #heavymetal

The Tour de France begins today! Best of luck to all the riders, remember to stay hydrated out there ☕🚴‍♂️ #tourdefrance2025 #TDF2025 #art #illustration #watercolor #painting #picturebook #italiangreyhound #greyhound #cycling #bicycle #espresso #mokapot

American Illustration 43 Winner @zackrock.bsky.social A personal piece about feeling lost in an unfamiliar city. #artofinstagram #americanillustration43 #illustrationdaily #illustrationoftheday #ai43 #winner #illustrator #instaart #artistsoninstagram

classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity

Rube Goldberg: Sorry I'm late, the chicken didn't knock over the watering can

And Jesus entered the temple and said to the money changers, "You are an important part of the local economy and I'm looking forward to working with you"

The Pizza Pups promise: Delivery in 30 minutes or less, or your pizza is late™

Alas, poor Larry! I knew the bald, four-eyed @#$%. After 24 years of cursing and discomfort, the final episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm aired last Sunday. I dunno why the story of a misanthrope who is terrible in social situations really speaks to me, but the show is one of my all-time favorites.