Breakfast is like an appetizer for the day.

if you have post notifications on for me i also get to spit in your mouth whenever i want

i think i should be allowed to do a citizen’s arrest of any XPan photographer who i deem sucks. we need some kind of government buy-back program for these cameras, too many are in the wrong hands

if you see me somewhere, ask me for a business card. i’ll probably just hand you one of @object.cv’s.

after noodling on it for years i think i’ve finally found MY photo of the fucking monorail

being transgender is great because it makes you unusually resistant to sports betting, apparently

i actually just rly wanna fuck the machine like pls just let me fuck the fucking machine i have tio fzck the machine

there’s a group of 4 trans women having lunch in Cal Anderson listening to the original music from the band who did the soundtrack for Red vs Blue and i’m disgusted that i recognized that

couldn’t pull the leader out of a roll of film after trying for 3 days, bought a new one, first try. love to find out i’m not the problem

sorry I was thinking of her porous membrane

go buy a faceted glass sphere at least 3 inches in diameter and place it in whichever window you have that gets natural light RIGHT NOW

amazon.com FRESNEL LENS nautical and maritime beacon 10,000 Nits / 30k Lumens 10 facet design lens lamp for Lighthouse / Home / Office / CRUISE SHIP use, Indoor Outdoor navigational aid for ships boats watercraft and vessels.

sorry i missed your texts and emails, i was tending to all my little grudges

Seattlites on the train really act like not having an empty seat on either side of them is crush-load.

Gunzels paradise. Today was Leslie Streetcar Barns open house. As always its amazing to see how the transit sausage is made. Sadly no vintage streetcars were present, apperently there are no plans to return any to service due to the trolley pole to pantograph conversation #TTC #streetcar #TOphoto

See a PCC, post a PCC Hasselblad XPan, Kodak Portra #filmphotography #photography

Interurban Era @interurbanera.bsky.social · 6d ago

See a PCC, post a PCC

the people cry out for no-budget variety shows led by transsexual polymaths who majored in political science, software engineering, and Applied Muppet Fucking

by the time you get out to Seattle it's so bad that all the femmes are butch

i definitely don’t have dyslexia but i do think that Sankey diagrams should instead be called Snakey diagrams because the numbers are all slithering around

To celebrate new trainsets entering revenue service soon, here's a photo I took back in July of this same new Airo set crossing Portland's steel bridge during one of the early test runs. Really excited for the future of @amtrakcascades.wsdot.wa.gov! #filmphotography #hasselbladxpan

Amtrak Cascades@amtrakcascades.wsdot.wa.gov · last wk.

NEW AMTRAK CASCADES TRAINS START SEPTEMBER 30. You can experience the new Amtrak Cascades trains beginning September 30. Four daily trains will be operating as new trainsets. Trains 503, 508, [SEA-EUG] 516 and 519 [SEA-VAC]. See the schedule at AmtrakCascades.com. Read more at: media.amtrak.com/

the triumvirate (2026)

hey everyone we will be checking fares today, so please remember to tap your ORCA card, it really helps people discover the light rail

running competing instagram ads with my favorite film lab where i tell people “don’t pick up your negatives”

“the thing that throws them off is the ClaireViolet of it all”

I love the aisles of the No 5 Crossbar. Here’s @1xb.co from last October.

I’ve been taking more portraits lately, even in my usual XPan aspect ratio. It’s a fun experiment to work on composing these, but having a beautiful subject helps. Anyway, if you’re trans, my mutual on here, and in Seattle, SF, or NY, I’d love to take your picture sometime. DM me! #filmphotography

mb ◡̈@mbbischoff.com · last wk.

new header image courtesy of @object.cv as usual