Aaron Shekey

@aaronshekey.com

A designer musician. A man about town. Minneapolis!

Mountain Dew White Out is back and it's honestly like discovering Tom Petty's alive and has a new solo record on the way. An absolute impossibility, and every bit as good as I remember 🥹

"I grant you one wish," the magic fish said. "To eat my mother's pancakes again, just like when I was a child." "Are you sure?" "You think it frivolous?" "No. But to grant it I must send you back to the child you were, with no adult memories." "Would my life change?" "You ask that every time."

I’ve got this bidet sprayer where I’ve replaced every single part and I can tell you with authority that the ship of Theseus would not be the same ship if it only had 3 parts like my bidet.

Spinal Tap 2 has literally zero footprint. Never happened. No one saw it. No one talked about it. Never showed up on my Letterboxd. No one reviewed it on YouTube. No Reddit threads. It simply doesn't exist.