Gonna get Mike D to create an alter ego named Diamond Mike just to prove a point / make a friend’s head explode.
Dr. Ryan Kallberg, Reanimator
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If you are a member of the republican party who isn’t a Nazi, yes you are. Yes. You are.
I’m torn. On the one hand, Trump should be booed everywhere he goes for the rest of his life. On the other, never interrupt your enemy when they are in the process of making a mistake.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5d agoTrump is having a hard time getting into his speech in Texas because he keeps getting interrupted by demonstrators. This is at least the fourth one.
This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...
Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA
Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli...
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The UK is worried that Trump wouldn’t be there for NATO if Russia attacked Europe… Mother fuckers, Trump wouldn’t be there for America if someone nuked a blue state!
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7d agoTrump: "With the war, it's just artificial. It's a little bit high. It's a small price to pay ... let them take out Los Angeles, let them take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay."
That sound you just heard was the collective gasp of everyone who has read Annie Jacobsen’s Biological War: A Scenario www.ynetnews.com/health_scien...
Mystery in Siberia: anti-plague lab worker dies after test tube breaks, nearly 200 isolated
Officials have not confirmed plague as the cause of Daria Shipilova’s death; she developed severe pneumonia days after the alleged exposure, while Russia’s health chief flew in and authorities opened ...
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Honestly don’t think the state should get a mulligan on a failed execution.
We let gang rapists off with an essay and clumsily execute the abused. What the fuck are we even doing here, man.
We as a species are SO GOOD at killing one another, but give these fuckers unlimited time to develop a foolproof way and they fuck it up. Yet another reason to end state-sanctioned murder.
End the death penalty. End it now. There is no reason for it, never.
As a guy who tends to take ant incursions personally, I am definitely living in the wrong state.
The BBC's new director general's brain is smaller on the inside.
IGN@ign.com · 2w agoThe BBC's new director general has described a 50-minute AI-generated episode of Doctor Who as "pretty good," and suggested that the technology now enabled the creation of content "at the standard of a Hollywood studio." https://bit.ly/4rD8rmh
Kid and I booked ourselves a matinee double feature of BUDDY and RESIDENT EVIL. Seeing a midnight movie at noon feels a little wrong, but then again I am old.
After sixteen years the waste management company moved trash collection from Tuesday to Friday and I have never been so discombobulated.
A friend is constantly self-promoting his new AI-powered project and I just want to
Shrek Choking
Alt: A GIF of Homer Simpson vigorously strangling his son Bart. It’s from a comedy.
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Love to have a family farm and also at least 19 vacation farms
Jacob Soboroff@jacobsoboroff.bsky.social · 3w agoRepublican Governor Jim Pillen has been a champion of Donald Trump’s immigration crackdown. But at least 20 of his family farms employed undocumented immigrants, according to a new investigation by the Flatwater Free Press and The New York Times. youtu.be/5RZgrR1_7Dc?...
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
oh no I appear to have left no room for margarita mix at the top of this glass of tequila and triple sec whatever shall I do
if cookies and bacon for breakfast is wrong etc etc
Go to the desert, they said. It cools down plenty at night, they said.
Always remember that entertainment executives are the stupidest people on the planet
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · last mo.There are currently no active conversations for a full ‘MUPPET SHOW’ series revival. Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on. (Source: Deadline)
I cannot believe the most antisocial, fucked up people from my freshman dorm get to decide how humanity works from here on out. If they aren’t put in check we are all gonna die. They do not care.
Molly Knight@mollyknight.bsky.social · last mo.I went to Stanford with a lot of these assholes and am Zuckerberg’s age. Trust me when I say these are the last people on earth who should be in charge of what happens to civilization.
“2 dead at Burning Man” is the beginning of the most annoying locked-room mystery possible. www.reviewjournal.com/local/local-...
2 men reported dead at Burning Man festival
The Burning Man Project reported the death of a 60-year-old man on Saturday after reporting a man in his mid-50s died at the festival.
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The Bad Plus is doing a farewell tour and tickets are *chokes* well, I guess I saw them a bunch
this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine
Every Film Now@everyfilmnow.bsky.social · last mo.‘DUNGEONS & DRAGONS 2’ isn’t fully dead yet. • Script is complete • Hasbro remains committed • A new studio partner is being sought after Paramount passed for financial reasons #DungeonsAndDragons #Hasbro
Apparently 25 years in Cali is enough to go native (though a 55% match doesn’t really seem all that convincing).
