God damn, Mike Rogers is already going off the deep end. Just pure bigotry and lies.

I should not have to say this, but do not use a stick to reach an arm button when securing an accelerator facility for operation because you put stuff in the way that prevents you from searching the area effectively, and absolutely do not post pictures of yourself doing so on LinkedIn.

Aw, man.

Toronto Star@thestar.com · yesterday

#Breaking: Lloyd Robertson, one of Canada’s most recognizable news anchors, dies at 92

Is Ingham always this slow to report? I'm used to Canadian elections, and those are counted by hand.

Just had someone drop "it's been a rough week" in our morning work planning meeting. 8:38 on Monday morning has to be a record.

@hulcricket.bsky.social Saw this and immediately thought of you.

Unbelievable that a guy named Rob Deer would be determined to strike out.

Richard Warnica@rwarnica.bsky.social · last wk.

I spent an afternoon in a parking lot off 16th avenue with a man who told me that if Alberta doesn't separate he will be happy to drift off and die. He is a leading fundraiser for independence. He also has a hidden history. www.thestar.com/opinion/star...

I don’t think you’re supposed to be here, little buddy.

Oh, this is good.

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maybe I’m starting a Star Trek meme thread now, idk

Gordon Pinsent.

Nanoraptor@nanoraptor.danamania.com · 2w ago

You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?

Lights just flickered multiple times. That’s not good, is it?

Dear God, what are we doing?

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. @jerkwheatery.bsky.social

Onion and relish.

The Imminence Of A Revelation Which Does Not Occur@nataliereed84.bsky.social · 4w ago

quote post with thy preferred hot dog toppings so that thou may be judged by thy peers

lately my thoughts turn to Mitch McConnell’s all too mortal jugs

”It must have been the candy I ate as a child and not all the sketchy shit I’ve been taking for the last several years to make myself immortal” is the least surprising thing ever.

Asher Wolf@asherwolf.bsky.social · last mo.

Bryan Johnson: Millionaire biohacker behind Project Blueprint diagnosed with incurable autoimmune disease thenightly.com.au/world/bryan-...

It brings me no joy to report that the best option is We're Here For A Good Time by Trooper.

Bruce Arthur@brucearthur.bsky.social · last mo.

On Canada Day, as Canada becomes more of a football nation, I think we need to learn how to sing, the way so many other nations do. But what song should Canadian sing as part of our evolution as football fans? It’s not an easy question. www.thestar.com/sports/socce...

I was out of the loop yesterday. FIFA waived Balogun's suspension because Trump intervened? Given how everything Trump touches turns into a complete disaster I’d be faking an injury to avoid playing. Dude's risking a freak career-ending injury just stepping on the field.

"Democratic Socialist candidates will never win outside New York"

Kyle Clark@kylec.bsky.social · last mo.

NEW: Democratic Socialist Melat Kiros leads Rep Diana DeGette by 2% in the first round of ballots from Denver (approx 2/3rds of the vote). These were the votes most likely to be favorable for DeGette. This could be over early for the 29 year incumbent. Astonishing.

I’ve seen bigger crowds at the fish ladder.

Justin Baragona@justinbaragona.bsky.social · last mo.

TMZ DC with perhaps the most brutal video from Trump's Great American State Fair, showing Dr. Oz on stage bragging to Dean Cain about how big the crowd is, only for the reporter to pan around and show absolutely nobody is there. Original post: x.com/i/status/207...

Is it bad when the NWS weather forecast icons make the next few days look like a Denis Villeneuve movie?

Forgot to post it at the time, but sometimes control room conversations can be inspiring:

@nytimespr.bsky.social Care to comment?

The New York Times helped turn trans rights into political controversy, analysis finds

A new data investigation says the paper of record increasingly framed transgender rights as a debate instead of a lived reality.

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Five random things I love: Fish and chips, Canadian style The smell of two-stroke exhaust on a fall morning Compression socks Craftsmanship in all forms The way this community turns out for things like the Charity Bowl

The Elephants have clearly come out to play.

Without saying the title, spoil a movie in five words or less: Verbal Kint is Keyzer Söze.

area man@professorbutts.com · 2mo ago

Without saying the title, spoil a movie in five words or less: They destroy the one ring

Grabbing subs during a break in rehearsals back when I was doing summer theatre as an undergrad. Cast mate walks up to the counter and says “I’d like a footlong hot Italian.” Without even thinking I stage-whispered “Honey, who wouldn’t.” Kid behind the counter didn’t know how to react.

Nick (derogatory) ✨@slothropsmap.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I want to hear about the funniest quip or retort you’re responsible for. Preferably this is a remark you made in-person, but share whatever you’d like.

unfortunately if new york elects a good mayor the knicks will be allowed to win the title