Yeah sure why not YouTube, why not give me an hour long Trotskyite history of the Russian Revolution from Western Canada. Why not? What matters? Who cares?

Catching up on the important news:

Dog rescue hires a cat to help boost adoptions

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Top 5 Non-US Cities I Wish I Could Live In (assuming they get a sane government): 5. Buenos Aires 4. Stockholm 3. Vienna 2. Montreal 1. Melbourne Hon. Mentions: London, one of the big French cities, Istanbul will likely never be governed sanely sadly, some of the big Eastern European cities

Finally. Vaush is going to the Hague.

When I find the inventor of body hair I am shooting him.

$ADRIA PLANS TO BUY CONNECTICUT AND TURN IT INTO RAILYARD FOR NATIONAL HSR

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 10h ago

$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS

This is team player shit, beat the bad guys shit. I love it. No fucking around with it, just let's go.

Evan Sutton@evansutton.bsky.social · 8h ago

I encourage all of us to have the grace and focus shown in this going up within minutes of the race being called.

Abdul El-Sayed will be bad news, he has already likely cost one job. Instead of an SNL cast member being able to stick around solely to parody Haley Stevens, they might be fired, because El-Sayed is choosing to be a good, competent Congressperson instead of parody fodder. Big mistake, Michigan.

I'm at Ollie's, if anyone needs anything LMK.

TikTok AI narrator voice: The woman was not aware that the house she has bought is haunted. Her two children will be so surprised and scared when Mr. Boogedy begins to play his tricks.

ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social · 11h ago

Disney and TikTok have announced a new partnership that will bring select Disney fan-made TikTok videos to Disney+. As part of the initiative, creators who opt in will receive access to official Disney assets, with their videos featured on both TikTok and Disney+.

C'mon Craig... you wanna do every NL East team, don't you?

Adria@adriafitzy.com · 18h ago

Craig Kimbrel is a Free Agent? Hmm... he still hasn't had a stint with the Gnats yet, and they could use some bullpen help...

Abdul El-Sayed will be bad news, he has already likely cost one job. Instead of an SNL cast member being able to stick around solely to parody Haley Stevens, they might be fired, because El-Sayed is choosing to be a good, competent Congressperson instead of parody fodder. Big mistake, Michigan.

don't think i have ever felt so seen by a post in my life

Seeing a skeet from Bluesky talking about expanding group chats to 100 people is the first time I've thought about their existence since they came out.

Craig Kimbrel is a Free Agent? Hmm... he still hasn't had a stint with the Gnats yet, and they could use some bullpen help...

Activities you can get up to when you don't have the kids that weekend.

oh sorry is electionball still going on ugh

i support [$democratic_candidate] for [$public_office] and believe that their politics is a perfect fit for [$state]. I would drag my [$genital] over [$harmful_object_or_substance] to vote for [$democratic_candidate] this fall.

Keith@mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 21h ago

I support the winner of the Michigan Democratic primary as the future senator from Michigan.

a selection of today's finest Barts

This will never not be funny. Its funny because Elmo is a Phan, because of the video itself, its great.

NBC Sports Philadelphia@nbcsportsphiladelphia.com · 22h ago

The debut was a hit... literally

It's Loretty Lynn's Week, you know what that means! Let's look at some rider names! Hagan Brown Cutter Clouse Ole Darling Cash Flicker Hadley Inmon Boe Lookabill Kaiden Lytle Kade Olerich Daygan Raddon Krosby Toland Knox Cavanaugh Wstin Crisp Jax Ellul Cash Irwin Bentley Murphy Greyson Roskowski

As someone with 0 bias, Steven Snyder Jr is a great pickup and they will not regret it.

TJSlideways.com@tjslideways.bsky.social · yesterday

Steven Snyder Jr. Lands Ride with Three Stooges Racing Three Stooges Racing announced that Steven Snyder Jr. will drive their #51 entry with the World of Outlaws series Friday and Saturday nights at Federated Auto Parts Raceway at I-55 during the Ironman 55 weekend.

open wheel fans on bluesky (the sports app) please make sure you are following TJ here because I've been online bullying him to be here more and I promised him your fandom

TJSlideways.com@tjslideways.bsky.social · yesterday

Steven Snyder Jr. Lands Ride with Three Stooges Racing Three Stooges Racing announced that Steven Snyder Jr. will drive their #51 entry with the World of Outlaws series Friday and Saturday nights at Federated Auto Parts Raceway at I-55 during the Ironman 55 weekend.

Oh my god I think I found the video.

CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · yesterday

I don’t want to be a crypto champion. I’m going to be a champion for Minnesota’s working families.

I don't watch a lot of cycling, but I must say: calling any cheating "doping" is really dumb. "Motor doping" *ok*, I guess, I don't like it. But now we have "bra droping" like??? No. That's just too far. Stop it.

I love that AI companies are all like "we just have a marketing problem" when regular people are having AI experiences like this all over the place every single day

Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · yesterday

Gotta love the “or stocks” part. Like Gemini realized its first answer was nuts so it tried to wedge in a better one.

Crossword Puzzles should not include "word + acronym". I just did the Firefox mini crossword (so like, spoilers I guess) and one of the things was "bad PR". Screw you. That's not right. I'm thinking of words here trying to pronounce "badpr" as a word.

Somebody went to school to learn how to make graphics like this and gets paid to post them with a straight face.

What is the closest modern equivalent to living in West Berlin and how do I get to live there?