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When I worked for The Onion, practically everyone who visited the office would ask how they could submit headlines. This one stoner delivery guy was so persistent, we finally told him he could submit 10 headlines on spec and we'd take a look. First one on his list was "Shit and poop are Stinky!!!"
Jon Bois@jonbois.bsky.social · 18h agoif i wrote for the onion i'd write a headline that was like "Breaking News: The president is an orange!" and then you'd click it and the article would be like "An orange-haired no-good crook, that is!" that might seem a little mean-spirited but the way i see it, i'd get a click and you'd get a laugh
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Six and a half seasons in I’m legally obligated to perform any character voice from the Simpsons that my 9-year-old chooses
likely the robot chicken gummy bear bit on YT...first real exposure was probably via neon joe werewolf hunter for some reason
Ghost Planet@ghostplanet.bsky.social · 3d agoWhat was the first time you remember watching Adult Swim? I saw the first five seconds of the Vbros Season 1 finale before the season 2 premiere, before I got scared and turned off the tv, while at my grandparents house in Ohio of all places Haven't been back to Ohio since
look its simple: if roger rabbit is exonerated the toons gain control of the acme corporation leading to "coyote vs acme". if roger rabbit is convicted, humans retain control as seen in "looney tunes: back in action". if marvin acme is never killed then chip and dale rescue rangers (2022) happens
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I need an update on this by the end of the year or at least by GTA 6 release
This is what my nightmares are like after I take too much cough syrup
I jokingly called out a friend for playing Steam games when he should be working and he said “ok flock camera”
i guess i had a delayed response on the actor/celebrity deaths last week because it's hard to articulate your thoughts in such a short amount of time. one after another is something that you can't think of happening to so many great people
mom's in Italy for a wedding and first thing she sends me is laurel and hardy on tv
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in memory of peter cullen let's remember one of his best line reads