Assholes who make fun of people eulogizing their dogs: There aren't many places for folks to do that, and it's a big moment in some people's lives they weren't exactly ready for. So shut the hell up and let them do it.
Albert T. Bear
@alberttbear.bsky.social
Sensitive bear in a dicey neighborhood. The lovely Meredith appears in the profile photo. She is so tolerant of my dumb humor.❤️ San Francisco
This line from The Tyger is thought to note the contrast between good and evil.
I don’t exactly have scientific data to support this, but I firmly believe that the reading experience is enhanced by at least 62% when a pet is sleeping nearby.
I'm giving my chimney away for free... You could say it's on the house.
Our Muscovy ducklings, the best things in life are three plus one #ducklings see more youtu.be/QNwhh6V7hto?...
Due to circumstances beyond our control, the recycling and compost bins in our apartment complex have not been emptied in days. I want to post a photo, but my human says, “Absolutely not!” She says a picture of that could cause more nightmares than a Night Gallery rerun.
My human may never forgive me for sharing this. www.koin.com/news/portlan...
Potholes with genital graffiti fixed, City of Portland urges online reporting
PORTLAND, Ore. (KOIN) – The Portland Bureau of Transportation said it has fixed the potholes marked with genital graffiti, but is asking residents to stick to filing reports online. As first report…
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Despite her charm, calm demeanor and positive outlook, the duck took no crap.
My human says she wishes she could have had a career as a professional home organizer. *holds paw over mouth while giggling* If you could see this place. 😮
Grief is a fickle, miserable thing. It’s heavier when you’re constantly scared of being mocked when you say your sorrow is about your dog. That dog loved me more than most people I’ve ever known. I will struggle with her loss for a very long time.
My human is in a terrible mood tonight, after a very bad day which included “nearly getting splattered all over the sidewalk,” as she put it, by a bunch of stupid guys on bicycles. She’s using some rough language, but under the circumstances almost anyone would. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
My cow friends and I are going out for a dignified lunch. Then, maybe (okay, this is guaranteed) stop at an indie coffee house for tea and madeleines. To answer your question: Yes, the works of Marcel Proust will be discussed.
Surround yourself with the kind of people who support their local library.
We just got this new buddy from the Oregon Humane Society, and so far, he seems like he is going to be the goodest boy.
My human, on Facebook. Actually, we have enough tea, but not enough room in the apartment. The cows and I will go out for tea.
The cows and I are on our way out of the apartment for afternoon tea.🫖 I wish we had time to do this more often, but we’re all so busy. Wish us luck on not being photographed by tourists who find us endearing. The tourists are good people, but it becomes a nuisance.
If you’re anywhere near West Hollywood (Los Angeles County), please read this and avoid the affected areas. www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/w...
Water main break floods West Hollywood neighborhood
The water main broke shortly after 3 a.m. near the intersection of Palm Avenue and Harratt Street, the fire department said.
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Please forgive me. Often, I’m amused by things that would never make me laugh out loud if I were in a public place.
Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken@papawoof.bsky.social · 3w ago
My bookstore is unapologetically leftist. I work very hard to curate our inventory. We often get compliments from customers. We also, sometimes, get people who wander around for a bit with a look of abject disgust on their face before quietly leaving. This, too, feels like a compliment.
I hate spelling errors. I mean, one simple mistake and your entire tweet is urined.
My dad kept making a joke about an interrupting cow. He was obviously milking it.
A few minutes ago, I was researching something on a reputable medical website, and found a word that was used in all seriousness: Farting. It’s reassuring to see that the medical establishment is finally growing up.