Alicia Tobin
@aliciatobin.bsky.social
Comedian, writer. My book https://arsenalpulp.com/Books/S/So-You-re-a-Little-Sad-So-What
If you deny that COVID pushed our hospitals to the limit, vaccines work, and healthcare workers are heroes, you should not be allowed to hold public office, let alone lead a health agency.
Amazing update, I didn't pee once, but that's because the club soda fell out of my coat and exploded during the previews and I was asked to leave.
Smart thinking. Long movie. You’ll need a place to pee.
I'm sneaking in a 2L plastic bottle of club soda into The Odyssey.
I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"
Not voting for Spencer Pratt because 1. I don’t live in LA 2. The anti-diarrhea crystals I bought from him gave me eczema & had no effect on my diarrhea
I did not truly become a father when my children were born, but later when I rented a pressure washer from the home center and just wandered around looking for things to pressure wash for an afternoon.
Literally every podcast I’ve ever recorded has more parents of trans kids’ voices in it than @nytimes.com ‘s Pulitzer-nominated podcast about gender care for trans kids. (Because mine have one (me) and theirs had none (none).)
The wait is over. 🏆Congratulations to the 2026 #Pulitzer Prize winners – from scrappy local newsrooms to moving immigration coverage, we’ve put together a full list of the distinguished winners and finalists. Read it now: www.poynter.org/reporting-ed...
What the fuck are we even doing
An unexpected loss in the climate protection space. According to this article, the City states it is "facing significant budget changes for 2026 and as a result, the funding for the cool kits and the air cleaner programs had been cut.” #climateemergency #heatwave dailyhive.com/vancouver/va...
Sign our latest petition to stop the crackdown on Vancouver’s arts venues @copevancouver.bsky.social www.evictkensim.ca/stop-the-cra...
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Wonderful day today because I overheard my neighbour bump into something and say "Ow! My dick!"
We were so excited to have Kevin Costner visit that we didn’t properly think through our Dances With Wolves interactive exhibit.
I started calling my tabby cat Lucy Maud "Fruit Slice" just today she loves it
Last week's highlights in podcasts, books, tv & film. What were yours? open.substack.com/pub/sainttob...
Pedro Pascal's Chrysanthemum
I have been trying to reduce the time I spend on social media and must spend time on LinkedIn (the devil’s third favourite social channel?) because I’m job searching, and I really enjoyed the followin...
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Hello! This is my first essay I've shared in a really long time. I hope you laugh and I also hope you have a good first aid kit. If you'd like to subscribe....that would be sweet. open.substack.com/pub/sainttob...
Home Aloned
I saw the shelf a split second before it hit my face.
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After Cllr Lenny Zhou is caught publishing defamatory libel, manufacturing falsehoods accusing us of being drug users/dealers and fomenting ugly divisive rhetoric --this statement is not an apology, it's not even an excuse. Zhou, communicating solely to media, while mayor so far fails to disavow.
UPDATE: Vancouver Lenny Zhou has apologized for a video he posted on WeChat where he said without evidence that multiple opposition councillors were drug users and dealers
He should lose his job over this. An apology will never be enough.
UPDATE: Vancouver Lenny Zhou has apologized for a video he posted on WeChat where he said without evidence that multiple opposition councillors were drug users and dealers
I guess you can cry in any seat on the bus but I wish there was one seat reserved for it, like how the seat closest to the driver is for our loneliest guys, the crying seat would be the very last seat on the bus, in a corner, looking out a window, perfect for all sorts of tears.
Hank had a wee bit of fish and chips for lunch and he is overwhelmed with desire for more.
I spoke to a woman who lives near this warehouse. The concern is that the plans for this facility mean that ICE is getting ready to come to her city (Richmond, Virginia). Allie Carpenter asked BC residents to help pressure the company to not go through with this sale. thetyee.ca/News/2026/01...
A Pattison Company’s Possible Deal with ICE Brings Boycott Threats | The Tyee
Trump’s immigration enforcement agency wants to buy a warehouse for a ‘processing centre’ in Virginia.
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