Talking Alligator

@alligatortakes.bsky.social

Good things are good, bad things are bad you dorks. Proud Democrat 🏳️‍⚧️

A gracious concession: “I want to congratulate Abdul El-Sayed on winning the Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate. He is a doctor, a community health official, a Rhodes Scholar, and a dedicated Michigander. I am proud to offer my support as he takes on Mike Rogers in the general election…

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Regardless of how it turns out NO HE DIDN’T. It’s like saying I have more fingers on my left hand after counting 8 digits from left to right with a ring finger and a pinky still to report.

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Next up will be the equivalent of the "degenerate Jewish science" thing but it won't be nuclear physics this time, probably something like "statistics and data analysis as a degenerate form of mathematics erasing the true experience of the Self" or a sustained attack on modern food safety science.

Sure the MAHA activists want to make it illegal for trans people to access hormones but they're so authentic and populist about it so

In World 8-7 of New Super Mario Bros. Wii, releasing a mushroom on the third Spine Coaster but not collecting it results in an entertaining interaction whereby the Spine Coaster will balance the mushroom on its nose, like a seal trained to balance a ball.

"Abolish capitalism so we can have a cornucopia of cheap, high-quality consumer goods" - I'm sorry, somehow you got lost on the way to Wal-Mart and arrived at the Marxist-Leninist meeting

Still can’t over the fact that the president of the United States just told an entire state to pound sand after getting cyberattacked by a foreign adversary because they didn’t vote for him and it was treated like a Tuesday lol