"why would I deceive you?"

Catbus@catbus.phd · 14h ago

what in the fuck is going on

CNN Breaking News: Senator Running Against Candidate that Replaced a Different Guy with Ties to Hasan Piker Embroiled in Pay For Play Donation Scheme

Me in the morning: so did you automatically update overnight to the latest vers… iOS: phone’s haunted Me: what do you mean haunt… iOS for the next hour: phone’s haunted. verifying version… (spin spin spin)

“Piker’s Bulge” sounds like name of a Civil War battle.

Mr Simpson, a Heisman Trophy winner and NFL record setter, …

Low key obsessed with whatever movie is half described above this TNG listing.

Found Star Trek Episodes@foundepisodes.bsky.social · 4w ago

#StarTrekTNG "Finishing The Hat-Trick" Dr. Pulaski encounters two versions of her future self, each bringing their own warning. For movie night, Wesley converts the main deflector to a projector and aims it at the polar ice caps. Transporter chief: Gloria Estefan.

So is the legacy media just going to pretend the ass box never existed?

Stolen from discord memes channel

My phone. On silent mode no less. Just started playing Apple News Today with no obvious way how to shut it off!

Wait, so everyone is twelve theory already had a name?

We put a tracking device in a shipment of rare books acquired by an anonymous buyer. It ended up at an Amazon facility where the company scans books for training data and destroys them in the process: www.404media.co/we-tracked-a...

We Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training Facility

We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.

404media.co

"Say goodbye to all of this... and hello to oblivion!" 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show' made its debut in UK cinemas on this day in 1975.

lmao

Analysis | Whether Haley Stevens or Abdul El-Sayed prevails in the Michigan primary, it’s a disaster for Democrats.

airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027

"it's not you, it's the establishment"

The New York Times wouldn't let me write about the Age of Diarrhea so I had to do it myself.

Welcome to the Age of Diarrhea

The future is not knowing what ails you

stringinamaze.net

Peter@notalawyer.bsky.social · 2y ago

welcome to the Age of Diarrhea

Holy fuck. The divergent reactions to this cartoon are some sort of cheat code into understanding why the liberal/progressive coalition is such a dysfunctional shitshow.

Lemondrop 👉 YOUMA?@lipstick-lemondrop.bsky.social · 2mo ago

holy moly @hausofdecline.bsky.social in @inthesetimes.com ???

MAINE CHARACTER SYNDROME

Fuck it #draftmsrachel

David Lynch’s Weekend at Bernie’s

darth™️@darthbluesky.bsky.social · 3mo ago

orson welles airbud

Are Fried Shrimp Socialists the new Limousine Liberals?

Kers-pratt

Greg Pak@gregpak.net · 4mo ago

PRATT FALL

A pet theory: Today’s shitty world is the result of the 2008 financial meltdown. The 2008 financial meltdown was largely a result of treating non-Gaussian distributions as Gaussian. The 20 percent cap on As at Harvard show our elites learned nothing.

If you’re in line to quit that weird concert, stay in line.

Billionaires: Barely conceal their boners as they describe how eager they are to replace their employees, who they clearly fucking hate, with glitchy robots. Media: “Why is everyone so down on the economy?”

Guy Fieri actually seems kind of fun and I don’t understand the level of vitriol against him.

King: I wrote the Dead Zone as a cautionary tale… GOP: We have finally installed the president from the Dead Zone!

Stephen King@stephenking.bsky.social · 6mo ago

I predicted someone like Trump many years ago, in THE DEAD ZONE. So now I'm saying this--in the next 12-16 months, we're going to find out if the two machines for the removal of a man unable to fulfill his duties actually work. They are impeachment and the 25th amendment. He is deeply unwell .

Dear Potato Grower Magazine, I never thought it would happen to me…

John Wiswell@wiswell.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Got my first bag of potato chips in months. Cracked it open. The first chip out of the bag was... soggy? The second chip was almost fungal. Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.

Nobody seems to really understand that petroleum and/or corn are in everything and if either of those get interrupted the whole modern world goes into shock.