Oh hey, Marvin. Thanks for calling. Before speaking to me, could you answer a couple security questions? What is our relationship to each other, and what is our shared last name?
Not living limited like a caveman, a day is 24hrs, I’ve consolidated time and bent it, my day is 6am to noon and it sucks, that’s day one and it fucking sucks, day 2? Noon to 6pm, that’s day two and it fucking sucks, and day three also sucks and is 6pm to midnight, it’s fucking terrible, it sucks,
I am the first person in history to dip a banana into a cup of coffee
praying on the plane then telling the guy sitting next to me i asked god to make it go down
i ate an ortolan in plain view of god and he told me he’s never given a single shit about anything i’ve ever done
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
This woman showed up in a save room, called me a beta cuck loser, gave me a key, then told me to fuck off and die before disappearing. PS2 FromSoft continues to clear it I’m afraid.
I’ve always been saying I’m a migrating clock. Haven’t I always been saying that
Honestly, if this is what your writing looks like after years as a professional columnist, fuck it. Just go ahead and use AI.
Ray Lavoie@proporhistorian.bsky.social · 2w agoI rarely agree with Bret Stephens and generally find him an insufferable, hypocritical prat, but he’s spot on here. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/04/o...
So funny that the same people pushing this shit are the people that want you to believe communism means you'll have to share your toothbrush
Gizmodo@gizmodo.com · 2w agoThe Future of Tech Is Owning Nothing https://gizmodo.com/the-future-of-tech-is-owning-nothing-2000792593
Trans ally Ken Jennings is blocking trans women like whoa...
This is the only thing every single company does now
If Jennings is the ally he claims to be, he would use his celebrity and privilege to get this lady her account back.
Karrid 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️@karrid.myatproto.social · 2w agoWell, it appears that, sometime in the last 17 hours, Gwen Pepperoni was suspended for the crime of pointing out Ken Jennings' transphobia.
