Ambi
@ambivalentagender.bsky.social
Writer. Comics artist. MTG fan. Dog groomer.
if Settle has a million haters, then i am one of them. if Settle has ten haters, then i am one of them. if Settle has only one hater then that is me. if Settle has no haters, then that means I am no longer on earth. if the world is for Settle, then I am against the world.
Me: Yeah it'd probably be fine if I didn't have the window seat. I'm a big adult. This is nothing new. I'm probably just gonna sleep anyway. Me, every time when I have the window seat: omg muotein
I've somehow made it through the airport on one hour of sleep
Just had the idea float into my head of "Klingons discover 20th/21st century Black Friday and start emulating and possibly even taking credit for it as their own holiday where you compete for material goods through vicious combat"
Please?? Still trying to increase eyes on the sites as I'm building up a caseload (very slow going)
Old Hobbes ➡️ Private Practice@hobbesq.bolasgang.com · 3w agoHey ummmmmm since I can't sleep can I bother y'all to follow @goblinmodetherapy.com, check out my website and follow the Instagram and TikTok accounts??
People in the Magic: the Gathering have been posting about the interaction between Scotty and Ornithopter. For some reason, after a hike today fueled by a Monster energy, my mind mapped out an entire crappy TOS episode based around that interaction. docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Second fun event at a grocery store: A guy with, presumably, his kids walking among the pumpkins displayed in front while the guy says "I like to get the ones with a nice hat" in the most Midwestern accent
Ambi@ambivalentagender.bsky.social · 2w agoFun event witnessed at Home Depot the other day: heard the first two seconds of "All the Single Ladies" blast full volume over the store speakers, followed by someone shouting "STEVEN" from across the store.
Fun event witnessed at Home Depot the other day: heard the first two seconds of "All the Single Ladies" blast full volume over the store speakers, followed by someone shouting "STEVEN" from across the store.
In honor of Patrick Stewart today, here's one of my favorite "I need a laugh" videos www.tumblr.com/ilexvici/163...
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💬 103 🔁 95415 ❤️ 81877 · Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with
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World builders making up city/town names: This is Aquena City, for the goddess of salt water. Oblesk Town is named for the Obleski Wars... Real life city/town names: This means "lots of trees here." This also means "lot of fucking trees here." This means "John's Trees Back Off." Long Beach.
Yellow Submarine. My dad had a special VHS copy that was yellow, and as a kid I was so confused and obsessed with how weird it was that I watched it over and over trying to understand it.
Old Hobbes ➡️ Private Practice@hobbesq.bolasgang.com · 3w agoI always see the "here's a hard question name a movie you've seen at least 10 times" and I laugh So here's mine... What's a movie you can comfortably say you've seen more than 50?
The Inner Light is a beautiful episode of television. I've cried watching it. One of my absolute favorite Star Trek episodes. For people that haven't seen it, Picard is playing a flute in the art. He is NOT hitting the space vape for fat rips.
Just watched all the new Star Trek announcements, and I have a lot of comments, thoughts, and questions. Most pressing of all right now is, why is Chekov's head like that
I think one of the reasons I love studying human evolution as a special interest is because it consistently proves that finding methods and technology to help others survive who wouldn't have survived before is what eventually made us human.
I'll always find it really funny that Canadians will go on about how poutine is a super indulgent unhealthy food, and restaurants in the states took one look at it and said "you know what this needs? Hamburger meat."
every single thing about all our lives would improve about a thousand percent if RFK was replaced overnight by one Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy, complete with his futuristic medical technology can you IMAGINE him reviewing the reports of what his predecessor did
no brain, only alison@alisonborealis.bsky.social · last mo.I'm watching a ridiculous tv show which has led me to pondering this question: If you could bring any fictional or historical character/individual into your every day life, who would it be? What would you do?
Someone randomly liked this old Tumblr post I made and honestly it's still a mood www.tumblr.com/theambivalen...
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💬 2 🔁 349 ❤️ 567 · Me, about to draw: I’m flooded and have nothing on board, I need literally anything but a land to not lose this game. My 8th Mountain:
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Me and @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social sit down and ACTUALLY JUST READ THAT ESSAY that everyone uses to defend shit it doesn't talk about at all.
Open Tabs Cast@opentabscast.bsky.social · 2mo agoNEW OPEN TABS! This one's even kinda... Smart people shit? Sort of, we read and discuss the full text of The Death of the Author essay (yes the FULL text) but Sydney and Bugs are still both consuming substances while they do it. opentabs.libsyn.com/2-12-the-dea...
Can't wait to see people casting this while yelling "go the FUCK to sleep"
The second a cockroach dies in front of Liliana it's going straight up Jace's ass huh
It occurs to me this comic might not be as widespread as I thought and so when someone asks “how are you doing” the response “im dying squirtle” is a teeny bit confusing
My time in late game Pokopia has been spent basically pushing the game's definition of a "house" as far as it will go. First one is a tree house for the Rowlett line, second is a structure I made for my Cut Bug Bros (Scyther, Pincer, and Heracross)
