One Beach Only In a society where people are only allowed to have sex on the beach that makes you old, one couple is going to have to make it quick.

One thing about JD Vance--much like Musk and all his CEO positions--is that when you're Vice President of the United States, you should at least pretend you're too busy to be this pettily online.

huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16h ago

for reasons that only make sense if you're insane, a TPUSA kid complaining about burrito costs on xitter has the GOP's biggest divas going for each other's throats.

This is why a lot of writers rooms have a “fake show” they break when they get bored with the real one

Amos Posner@amosposner.bsky.social · 11h ago

Writing a fake TV show or movie into your script is a great cheat, because it means you can get distracted by a new script idea without technically procrastinating from your work in progress.

Writing a fake TV show or movie into your script is a great cheat, because it means you can get distracted by a new script idea without technically procrastinating from your work in progress.

My favorite part of the screening was overhearing a discussion between two Gen-X lesbians on the way out. "I enjoyed its raucous explicit spirit but he no longer has the je ne sais quoi that he did in the 90s" "susan, none of us have the je ne sais quoi of the 90s anymore"

Willow Catelyn Maclay@willowcatelyn.bsky.social · 16h ago

I enjoyed Gregg Araki's I WANT YOUR SEX primarily because it was amusing to go to the mall & see Olivia Wilde lube up a big pink dildo and stick it in Cooper Hoffman's ass.

All you have to do is listen to the guy and a million red flags go up. There is zero concern for his daughter. Just tossing blame. A normal parent would be visibly upset and would stop at nothing to find out who hurt her.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 18h ago

NEWSMAX: Your daughter fractured her collarbone and there was a handprint on her upper chest, and it left a bruise. How did that happen? MAX MILLER: What I can tell you is I didn't do that. 9 of the 11 previous days was my ex-wife's care. What's so troubling about child protective services is ...

omg I found the picture ❤️

ECP@ecppdx.bsky.social · yesterday

Years ago I coined the milleneuve, which is a unit to measure how horrible the sky color is based on Villeneuve films. Blade Runner 2049 is around 900mn. Today is around 250 I'd say. (It's a very scientific scale.)

Having read about One Night Only and having attempted to watch Voicemails for Isabelle, I would really like the people making romcoms to get a little bit less ambitious.

You lost me at "The Purge but for having sex," then had me part way back at "From the director of Easy A," but then lost me completely at "From the director of Anyone But You."

me: more democrats need to talk smack el-sayed: let me lay the smack down

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 16h ago

El-Sayed: "Mike Rogers is a guy who wants to put a data center in your backyard so he can make himself feel a little more manly by making an AI video ... he's a guy who went back to Florida so he could lick every single boot Donald Trump owns to bet for his endorsement."

"That which is hateful to you, do not do to your fellow. That is the whole of the Torah." -Rabbi Hillel

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 16h ago

El-Sayed: "My commitment to Jewish safety is the same commitment that I have to the safety of my own daughters. Because if there is one question of political philosophy that ought to animate us all, it's what would we do if we treated all our kids like they were all of our kids?"

There’s a limit to how many annoying scenes of annoying characters you can put in a movie before I’m complicit in my own annoyance by not turning it off.

People like to quote the Anna Karenina line, "All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way." But the Max Miller story is a reminder that so many unhappy families are unhappy the same way: forced to deal with cruelty from an abuser.

Jodi Jacobson@jljacobson.bsky.social · yesterday

Physical abuse is horrific. But emotional abuse gets too little attention. And adult who takes their 2-year-old's bunny, which she uses for self-soothing, is rabidly spiteful.

Imagine being in the stall next to this guy

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterday

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

I’ve only seen two spotted lanternflies in New York this summer and they were both already smushed. Is it over? Did we defeat them?

This apparently happened underneath (and maybe because of of) a sign she had hung on her house that said: "National Guard Stop Being So Embarrassing."

Kathleen Bachynski@bachynski.bsky.social · 2d ago

"Get away from me right now," King, a retired U.S. Army captain who served in Iraq and earned both a Purple Heart and a Bronze Star, can be heard telling the three male guard members in the video as they approach her on the bench. "You have absolutely no authority to detain me."

Eric Adams is a perfect specimen for our time. Sure, the era is defined by a lot of malicious people who actively wish harm on others, but Adams represents the pinnacle of an equally important type: Someone who truly has no scruples whatsoever.

Hell Gate *subscribe today!*@hellgatenyc.com · 2d ago

ICYMI: Eric Adams is now pitching a data center to a small city in Wisconsin.

Last week I met an elder neighbor in the elevator after a dog walk. She asked Marlowe's name, then asked if I'm a film noir fan and asked my favorites. We rode the elevator together again just now and she was eager to tell me about her weekend movie watching. I'm delighted to have this brand.

we just want you to let the fucking kids play sports together man why are you hallucinating all this weird shit

Minneapolis is better in summer@nicksb.bsky.social · 2d ago

🙄. If Scottie Scheffler held a press conference tomorrow and said my whole life has been a lie, I’ve started HRT and I’m going to compete in LPGA tournaments from now on, that is transparently absurd. And defending his (or her) “right” to do it is insane.

Folks I won’t tell you not to feel your feelings, but this is rage bait. He’s talking about expanding beyond politics into things like live sports.

The Verge@theverge.com · 3d ago

Bluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."

Man I love that Vonnegut ass name.

MLB Trade Rumors@mlbtraderumors.bsky.social · 2d ago

I know a few people who can fight as well as Jonah Hill seems to imagine he can, and they're generally chill, funny guys who do not talk like this.

Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 3d ago

He will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"

"It's about protecting women's sports which, by the way, I hate more than anything in the world."

Sonicscrewdriv4@sonicscrewdriv4.bsky.social · 3d ago

What sort of delusional BS is this??? www.mediaite.com/media/news/c...

this is an interesting interview and if i were clipping it for social media i would have excerpted "We're still a place where we don't downrank links. We love sending traffic to people. We send two million clicks a day to publishers" rather than the part that'll just piss people off lol

The Verge@theverge.com · 3d ago

Bluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."

Offbeat sales pitch but okay.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

Trump: "Look at the blue cities. What do they have in common? They're all dirty. They're filthy dirty. Their streets are dirty. Their streets smell. Their storefronts are broken. Their trees are all gross. Everything about the place is dirty. It's really all of them."

The Mets not only being last place sellers at the deadline, but selling to the Pirates of all teams, feels like rock bottom.

let's take a moment also to celebrate the first absolute meatball down the middle getting fucking crushed. the first woman in pro baseball league history to get her shit rocked

Rodger Sherman@rodger.bsky.social · 4d ago

and Denae Benites hits the first home run in Women's Pro Baseball League history!

Happy 78th birthday to Brian McGee, born #OnThisDay August 2, 1948. #TheSimpsons

You think you're prepared to see the giant penis sequence in Lisztomania. But then you see the giant penis sequence in Lisztomania. It's a hoot.

If something is illegal I need somebody whose job it is to enforce legality to do so towards someone doing illegal activities.

Kyle Clark@kylec.bsky.social · 5d ago

CO GOP Gov candidate Victor Marx is soliciting unlimited contributions, appearing to openly defy campaign finance law Campaign finance attorneys call Marx's plan unprecedented and "patently illegal" Marx's campaign won't say where the money is going www.9news.com/article/news...