the crypto industry descended on Minnesota and set a truly astonishing pile of money on fire
We have seized the airports and radio stations. Madison has fallen. We ask the people of Wisconsin to please remain calm during this period of transition.
U.S. Senator Amy Klobuchar secures Democratic nomination for Wisconsin governor
PSA: there are literally no standalone measles vaccines currently manufactured or approved in any high income country
Minnesota is only left-leaning in the areas where people live.
these guys are PAINFULLY stupid (the guy Benny is talking to is Adam Schwarze, the GOP-endorsed candidate for US Senate in Minnesota)
As anyone in publishing will tell you, women do not resist reading books by men, but men will often dismiss books by women. This is not a publishing problem or a failure to target men. It's a misogyny problem.
My son was wearing a "Vote Reform" t-shirt and an "I love Nigel" baseball hat. He's been spat at, abused, slapped around the head and told he's a brainless twat. God knows what's going to happen to him once he gets out of the house...
Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
“Will you still be working at the Yarn Barn?” Ahhhh what a classic
All those 8000m + and he dies on one of the “easiest” ones. On a climb he added last minute. Oooof
Ken Jeong: FUCK OFF
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Elon Musk’s artificial intelligence company is suing Minnesota over a first-in-the-nation law banning technology that allows users to create and post deepfake videos or images of people naked without their consent.
kids, i have something exciting to tell you. I just financed a cybertruck through x the everything app. also your mom left
Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to, which is exactly why we need government regulations.
Turns out, putting a child in a “don’t hassle me I’m local” tee and walking around is every bit as delightful as I imagined
What About Bob Vacation From My Problems
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The lettuce thing I can handle but if they ever declare the potatoes as off limits I will burn it all down.
People will say the big 3 didn't see it coming but US auto executives knew this was happening 15 years ago and largely acted accordingly, making huge investments in EV tech and lobbying the US govt for subsidies to those investments. Then Trump got reelected and it all got thrown out the window
"Well this is awkward". The US used to to make 95% of international cars. Now about 18% and falling. ICE cars are low tech, high pollution & too expensive to buy & run. US makes 5% of EVs. China makes 75%. Oops. #Time4ChangeUSA #TheTankIsEmpty #2026MidTerms ⚖️ 🇺🇸
Taylor Farms' parent company has given $2.2M to GOP PACs this election cycle. That includes $1M to Trump's own PAC, just 6 days after the FDA delayed new food tracing requirements last year. Money in politics is sickening.
I wish more journalists would point out that Sen. McConnell and Rep. Tom Kean (missed 4 months of work) are/were essentially on paid sick & medical leave. The same employment protection they’ve spent their careers blocking other Americans from having.
It's wild that it's skipped Minnesota? And VERY inconveneint. MN's state public health dept is undefeated. Usually, nationwide food outbreaks keep going & nobody can find where they're coming from... until MN gets their first three cases. Then they figure out where it came from in like a week.
Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:
I’ll write more later, but this is the defining Lindsey Graham moment for me. Screaming into a mic to defend a Republican Supreme Court nominee against allegations of sexual assault, all in the hopes that Mister Trump would watch on TV and tweet something nice about him. That’s Graham’s legacy.
I don’t remember if Lindsey Graham or Brett Kavanaugh melted down first, but their back-to-back, angry outbursts are part of the reason Donald Trump didn’t pull the nomination after Christine Blasey Ford came forward.
If Lindsay is dead, who will be pleading for war on the Sunday morning shows???
Looking forward to Argentina vs. Switzerland: Who Holds More Nazi Gold?
The English squad training sessions be like...
Alexis Jandard's Paris 2024 Diving Fail
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