imagine if his name was like richard instead of odysseus, they would have called it the richardyssey

and my eyes see knickerbocker

my boss said it’s ok to wear this during the nba finals (i’m my boss) 🏀🏀 go knicks (but i love you wemby)

emotionally, i will never really understand why "Portions For Foxes" wasn't a "Mr. Brightside" level hit

i love that this is the year i've really really gotten into basketball, i love my beautiful son victor wembanyama

i never feel more like my bf is my knight in shining armor than when he eats all the stuff i couldn’t finish at ayce sushi

i’ve been around here somewhere

just saw a tank top that said “my pussy’s good enough to act the way i do” lmfaoooo

not beating the autism allegations any time soon

getting kubrick stared at by my chicago bf for putting ketchup on my hot dog

All of Canada when Bad Bunny yelled CANADAAAA

if i was 10 and had 16 friends i would absolutely do weapons (2025) as a group halloween costume

every time i take my clothes out of the big dryer in my building’s laundry room i completely understand how a hot stepmom could get stuck in there

my two summer fit paths are little miss sundress or a take on laura dern layers in jurassic park, that’s all i’ve got

watching the incredibles for the first time in my life and people weren't kidding, this mom is caked the fuck up

I’m good at tests and bad at resisting the sublime. I think that’s in the dsm5

hi sharks today i'm asking for one million dollars for my combination glory hole/chili dog stand that i'm calling suckin and/or a chili dog

anyways we do in fact live in hell

uh oh came back to a lot more of you than before, thank you @dly.bsky.social 💗 i will try to be funny for y'all but if not i will be very hot and a little rude

i'm going to pick up sabrina carpenter on my shoulder like she's tiny tim and i'm scrooge to protect her from all these absolute losers who are scared of horny women

elon finally figured out how to get everyone to unblock him on his own site

happy pride, i'm sucking whatever you got going on

lots of life has been happening but i’m still the queen of bathroom mirror selfies (new bathroom though), hi

i don’t need you, i can take myself to funkytown

protecting my white bf on this day!!!!!!

i love how they hand the players tablets between plays like they’re ipad babies, like yes mahomes watch that cocomelon and chill out

listen all i’ve got to say about the super bowl is that’s very much NOT what personal jesus is about!!!!!!

me at the mexican restaurant casually ordering a drink like “como se dice, squirt”

these stupid fucks all think "The Economy" is some sort of natural phenomenon that ebbs and flows independent of humanity. bitch the "prices of goods" aren't going to "crash", somebody has to decide to lower them, and no one is going to do that