Another thing I love about the new house: the kitchen is easily twice the size of our old one. It has a dishwasher and a double sink and there’s so much more counter space that there’s room for Gideon to supervise

Okay here’s my running thread of stuff I love about our new place! The inspiration for this thread was the fact that I can smoke weed on the balcony all day long and won’t ever get in trouble for it. It’s literally in the strata rules that you’re allowed to smoke weed on the balcony.

Mia!!! On BlueSky@anxiousarchives.gay · 2h ago

Is it weird if I start a “stuff I love about the new house” thread? Because there’s a lot of stuff I love about the new house, and we spent ten years in a really shitty place and then found our dream home with everything we wanted and sometimes I wanna be grateful about it on main

Is it weird if I start a “stuff I love about the new house” thread? Because there’s a lot of stuff I love about the new house, and we spent ten years in a really shitty place and then found our dream home with everything we wanted and sometimes I wanna be grateful about it on main

There are two cats in this picture

I shit a lot on the Phantom Menace, but it did accurately predict how most journalists would react to fascism

Finally my moment has arrived

weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo ago

let's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?

🫡🏳️‍⚧️

We’re watching Murderbot and holy shit it’s just Allegory Of The Autistic Experience: An Apple TV Original

We were up until 3am last night and yet I’m still here, facing down 40, confused why I feel crummy this afternoon Mia you’re an idiot

Dedicated B - Loneliest Time - Loveliest Time, but no one is ready to talk about that yet 💅

Mia Murphy 🏳️‍⚧️@miamurphy.com · 4d ago

What's the best three album run from a band? (the correct answer is Moving Pictures, Signals, and Grace Under Pressure by Rush, but I'm excited to learn second place)

"But my nostalgia! But my favorite morning word game! But this mid video game! But my sport! But my chicken sandwich!" Hey, real quick, what ARE you willing to give up to not support our oppressors?

(Reassuringly) the president has the zoomies

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d ago

Sen. John Kennedy on Trump's blatant reflecting pool lies: "The president says it was caused by vandals. I don't know if he really believes that or it's part of his political messaging or he's just thinking out loud ... he grows anxious when he has an unexpressed thought."

I don't want to see "ally" in your bio. I want to see "ally" in your actions.

Lydia Rose@lydzrose.bsky.social · 4d ago

The best allies aren’t allies. They’re accomplices. They’re the ones who would fight the jackboots coming for us. They’re the ones who don’t flinch in the face of transphobia. They’re the ones who would go to jail to protect us. They don’t have “ally” in their bio. They show it.

“How to give yourself endless yeast infections”

Well, I didn’t think For All Mankind could top their needle drop from last season, but they went ahead and did it. Holy fuck.

The thing about #ForAllMankind is that even when it’s not as good as it was, it’s still tremendously good. Ronald Moore makes good sci-fi television!

CONNOR STORRIE????!!! #ForAllMankind

For All Mankind truly is one of my favourite tv shows of all time. It’s so good. Even when it struggles, it’s so good.

Shout out to the lady ahead of me in line at the dollar store who purchased three bags of sour skittles and half a dozen large bottles of hydrogen peroxide, idk what your plans are tonight queen but I will be your alibi

CHER, DOING THE END CREDITS SONG FOR THE WOLVERINE GAME FOR SOME REASON: can you BEliEVe that this guy says "bub"?

Shout out to the lady ahead of me in line at the dollar store who purchased three bags of sour skittles and half a dozen large bottles of hydrogen peroxide, idk what your plans are tonight queen but I will be your alibi

The Library at Mount Char is a life-changing novel. I devoured it in 24 hours and have thought about it every day since. It’s gorgeous and terrifying, a powerful exploration of familial trauma and the fawn response. As an eldest daughter, I felt seen and understood. Gorgeous book.

Darker Times@darkertimes.bsky.social · last wk.

Are you excited about Darker Times Book Club, yet? We know we are! To drum up some extra hype, we asked our founding members how they're feeling about reading The Library at Mount Char. Swipe through to see their responses, and better yet, tell us how YOU are feeling about picking up our first pick!

Tapping the sign.

All my homies hate Tim Hortons

Dexerto@dexerto.bsky.social · last wk.

Tim Hortons is launching a Harry Potter-themed menu that even comes with a Golden Snitch holder It includes Golden Snitch Timbits, Hogwarts House donuts, and a Patronus drink that changes color with a stir wand

GO HOME, ED BALDWIN, YOU DEEPLY OLD MAN (We’re watching the latest season of For All Mankind)

We don’t talk about A Knight’s Tale nearly enough

The richest man in the world says stuff like “money won’t exist in ten years” and we’re still expected to take him and the system that props him up seriously

Odyssey sequel that takes place in Ithaca New York in 1997 and all the Greek gods are still around but significantly more tired. The movie is about a guy going home from work and it takes an extra 10 minutes due to the gods not really being into it. He barely even notices the inconvenience.

It's honestly maybe a point that we should be making more regularly. Trump, Musk, J.K. Rowling- they are all perfect examples of "capitalist success" and yet they are all miserable all the fucking time.