honk it. you have to honk it, or it wouldn’t be fair

alright alright Will Stancil is going back on the Block List- being anti cheap grocery store has put me back on the "that guy has a fetish for arguing like a dipshit"

Been filling in a bunch of PSH blindspots this year- even when the movie isn't very good, he's shining in a way no one else does

Screamer Jim@screamerjim.bsky.social · 2w ago

It’s his day 😢

hey bad news just found out God has been hiding out in geometry and now I have to get really good at math

more like Lindsay Gramps- probably smelled like a YMCA locker room

Monty python and the holy grail

Candice Frederick@candicefrederick.bsky.social · last mo.

What Is the Definitive Movie About America? www.nytimes.com/2026/07/01/m...

BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!

Don't worry google- the answer to all of these is David Albertsons

I cannot stress this enough: there is a bunch of secret gold buried in graves at the cemetery closest to you, it is marked by coded names on headstones, and it’s up to you to crack the code.

“Beats me how they did it … I got the whole thing at a garage sale for five bucks—and that included the stand.”

love this new feature

Explaining to my dog that attacking the mailman is libertarian behavior and we’re democratic socialists or whatever

she call me dr.peppy because my peppy doctor

I'll make it weird, but not in the way you're worried about. Some other way you won't see coming.

@tomwalker.bsky.social I forgot I took this picture while I was visiting California last year and I just wanted to offer it up in case you had any thoughts

urethras are kinda 3d printers for piss

people think there's just one bart simpson- but there's actually two of them. The one that writes on the chalkboard at the beginning of every episode is a different one. All he does is write on that chalkboard. It's why they can't cancel the show. because his punishment isn't over yet

woah this cop shops at the same shirt store as @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social

Car and Driver@caranddriver.bsky.social · 3mo ago

When the new law takes effect on July 1, police officers will soon be writing tickets to self-driving cars that cause traffic violations.

I'll be buying a half dozen of these for when me and my boys need to let our fucking nuts hang

Scissors@scissors.myatproto.social · 3mo ago

this is a real product you can buy for $69

Welcome once more to 2028s highest rated show, "Squish!" Tonight, we have several key decision-makers involved in GOP gerrymandering efforts. Contestant A, how do you plead? "Oh, I was following instructions & doing what I thoug-" A buzzer sounds & a car-sized boulder is cut loose from its ropes.

counting or not counting white house correspondents dinners

A verification code has been inserted into one of your childhood memories. Once you've reminisced, enter it here:

All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way