Dr. Jonathan Argument-Loser, PhD
@aperson938.bsky.social
I am multitudes cool cat and hot head receiver and giver of likes seeder and leecher of files giver and taker of head 18+
need to read more conflict resolution books. have to rage against this tendency to try to one up people that social media has implanted in me
why don't these people I call the scum of the earth five hours a day on bsky care about my issues? are they just scum of the earth?
using exotic derivatives to profit off of being a public nuisance
bit embarrassing when the vibe coded thing I made out of frustration works better than like 99% of shit on the App Store
will help peer for a 512gb m5 ultra Mac studio
in other news, searches for help peer on Bluesky mysteriously skyrocket overnight
I love flying my drone because then you get to see what's on top of commercial buildings. one building I saw had a whole zen garden up there
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
for a good dose of nuance bsky.app/profile/did:...
"could i explain this shit to my 81 year old dad, and would he think it mattered" is an extremely easy test to throw at any online bullshit and realize that basically none of it matters
GOLIKEHELLMACHINE@golikehellmachine.com · 6d agothe trick to not taking political discourse on this website very seriously is to know normal people who you can occasionally talk about politics with in real life. i know two out and out communists who have done the reading and think bluesky is too much for them.
kicked my heroin habit so I can afford more bot follows
fuckin cat doesn't even know I stole her peets
Jarvis, find the most problematic post in this user’s profile and summon the oomfs
Tony Stark Interacting with JARVIS
ALT: Tony Stark Interacting with JARVIS
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Taco Bell getting rid of the quesarito was an injustice
trying not to be a mega asshole is working out for me I think
My personal brand is being so centrist and pragmatic that people block me equally from both sides of whatever topic of the day is, because I keep pointing out there's nuance
obsessively browsing @blockedforthispost.bsky.social to see if I made the cut
everyone deserves to feel good about their bodies, and this is why you should post nudes so strangers can updoot them and leave nice comments. thank you for coming to my ted talk
someone talk me out of buying the new Mac Studio help
in the eyes of those who pay our influencers, accepting increasing less freedom IS coming together as a country
Ian Boudreau@ianboudreau.com · last wk.Pretending the days after Sept. 11, 2001 were some kind of gauzy Hallmark special when we came together as a country is nauseating and ahistorical. The country went completely insane and has not recovered
I keep a photo of CECOT in my wallet so I’m always miserable enough to argue politics
I think the most compassionate thing I’ve seen myself do is not react angrily when my cat bit me out of panic from a noise even when said bite resulted in six stitches and a permanent scar. people should see that scared animal biting reflexively in other people, too.
the thing I have in common with AI is I was trained on the internet and turn finite resources into mass market slop
it’s hard being gentle with people sometimes
