Surprised to hear Eddie saying the cider bottles would be sterilised. I thought a quick dunking in a trough would do. #TheArchers
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#TheArchers, spaniels, food, gardens, humour, books and astute reasonable political comments😉 Not here for dating, financial opportunities etc.
If they can stay calm, objective and focused on an outcome that gives them each a Second chance (Children for Harrison, autonomy and actualisation for Fallon?) they can divorce by Consent and have minimal legal costs outlay. Obviously his pension and the house equity need looking at. #TheArchers
Jen Stephen@ambridgeponyclub.bsky.social · 8h agoRemember Fallon got that job from her mum and both Tracy and Joy wanted it she put Jolene in a very difficult spot to take it. Plus she has a mortgage to pay lawyers to pay and is going off part time. Neither would impress me as a Mother. Dumping your husband assertive enough.
Anyone checked on #Twitter for comments about Andy Burnham warned off holding an inquiry about Epstein and Al Fayed connections because it would reveal the truth about Diana’s murder? 🥴 ( I’m guessing btw)
Is it too much to ask of politicians that they actually go down to Brussels and ask what kind of relationship the EU would be interested in and that the subsequent analysis is based on this reality rather than a delusional dream world where the UK get to eat the cake and keep it too. /5
Using the Navy in the Channel would be a great idea for Russia and China as it would give them a free hand in other areas of the globe. Who paid NF to come up with this idea?
"Hands up if you're a prancing prick who's been spouting complete bollocks about using the Royal Navy to send migrants back to France in a desperate bid to distract attention from the sleaze your party is mired in"
Lee Anderson showing his tender side: “Here’s 30p son, treat yourself to a slap up meal.”
I think that for most of their readers a ‘one line’ obituary would have sufficed . Struggling to make him seem a decent human being was pointless .
Pretending that the Navy taking back migrants would be a humanitarian mission and therefore legal, is a bit like pretending that a £5 million bribe is nothing to do with politics and therefore doesn't need to be declared.
Rod Liddle was an active and enthusiastic member of the truly crazy rump SDP. Feel this important detail has been somewhat absent from his obituaries.
On this day in 1944, the Gestapo found Anne Frank and her family in their Secret Annex. Her diary stands as a warning against hatred and persecution. Eighty years later, we should recognize the warning signs before it’s too late.🙂↕️
Gwen John . Here’s some from the Cardiff exhibition last November #TheArchers
FabPaule@fabpaule.bsky.social · 20h agoI think she got a painting (as well) that was actually worth something. #TheArchers
#BbcR4 before #TheArchers. Nobody as good as David Sedaris.
Triple Lock for Bert, or a Head Lock and Slam? #TheArchers
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The toenail clipper or someone with a set of power tools? Even better, it’s Jazzer rumbling Bert. #TheArchers
So the cider cake will be made by Keira and tasted by Martha, and all hell will break loose. #TheArchers
Are we about to discover that Bert is a total gobshite liar? I’m shocked. He is in fact an abusive manipulator. #TheArchers
Eddie Grundy’s first snog with EV Charging-Station #TheArchers
Sitting in a supermarket car park watching a couple of a certain age who look like clones of each other. He’s now doing that 1950s thing of directing the little woman out of the reversing spot. I’d have to put him under the patio. 😱
Oops. I just confirmed that I discussed returning to politics before I received the £5m from my crypto chum, putting a hole in my argument that I didn't need to declare it because I had no involvement in politics at that time.
11:15am yesterday, our village. Are these the first migrants from Ceuta to reach Dorset? A number of young lads in Cub Scout uniforms leapt out of a minibus & invaded Jill’s shop. They had no idea what Apple Cobbler was and taunted Simple Sally with their woggles. Deport. Now.
So we will have a eulogy from Webb on the so called 'jouranlist' Liddle. But when it comes to real journalists murdered by Israel absolute silence. #R4Today
Indeed he did - things like "the one thing stopping me from being a teacher was that I could not remotely conceive of not trying to shag the kids"
It’s pretty clear we’re not here to enjoy ourselves and that we loathe many of the characters in #TheArchers
Trubs@trubshaw.bsky.social · 2d agoAhahahaaa #TheArchers
Gawd. That was a very annoying episode. 3 sets of people behaving like morons. It’s too hot for this. #TheArchers
Hoping the salted licorice has been bathed in rat poison. In the nicest possible way. #TheArchers
Right, Liddle’s gone, if Bert follows it’ll be the best day ever. #TheArchers