(to the tune of Noah Kahan’s Headed North) If I see one more obviously AI generated flyer I swear I’m gonna floor it
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Would pay money to sit in the match review meeting when this comes up
Ohhhhhhh hmmmmmmm
Cannot think about Simon Sits without feeling like I’m going to start crying and never stop 😭
I guess this also an ask: if you know how to find a good sublet in NYC or know of someone who’s looking for a subletter and is ok with a small dog hmu and I can give you more info
Had my perfect sublet ghost me when I called her out for trying to turn a profit off of me, including rounding up the rent to an angel number to ~set good intentions for the space~ I hate it hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Had my perfect sublet ghost me when I called her out for trying to turn a profit off of me, including rounding up the rent to an angel number to ~set good intentions for the space~ I hate it hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Buglarian correspondent Ivo Ivanov, who happens to live in Lawrence, reveals his favorite moment of the World Cup to Bulgarian TV viewers. Watch this if you need a reminder about what, or actually who, really constitutes the United States of America. (auto-transcribed & translated as usual)
I think after this Britain should give the Falklands to Spain, as a treat
Next time someone tell me they want their team to play like Spain/Barcelona/whatever I’m going to show them this game and ask “you sure about that?”
I think if you have zero shots in 90 minutes you should have to forfeit
despite absolutely zero narrative i found that v fun ngl
Bingo update: wreaking havoc at grandma and grandpa’s house
The US can still win the World Cup if Donald Trump has the courage
you know what, rest of the world, you’re welcome this has got to be a world class hatewatch, I hope you’re all having fun, I sure would be if things were reversed
Interesting how this was the nail in the coffin and not the… *checks history* …7000 other stories that should’ve have disqualified him months ago
Schumer/Gillibrand: “The allegations reported today are incredibly disturbing – violence, abuse and sexual assault are absolutely unacceptable. “Graham Platner needs to immediately withdraw… The DSCC will not invest in the Maine Senate race if Platner remains on the ballot.”
First half hydration break was apparently nothing but mezcal.
it’s always funny to see European teams drawn into CONCACAF nightmares
my hot take is that this is the actual america 250. just a ton of different people coming together, showing people what makes America weird and fun. people being welcoming. and yeah there’s some bullshit too, which is also very true to America! but the good and community far outweighs it rn.