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@aritruscan.bsky.social

respected poster. Middlesex County's most handsome man 2019

coke-snorting producers deciding in late '24 that the right-wing vibe shift is so real that they can make a movie, in which the government bans premarital sex, that won't hit theaters until mid '26. 18 months of snorting coke and preparing a movie for a world that never existed