Emperor Norton

@ashleynaftule.bsky.social

Playwright. Associate Artistic Director at Space55 in downtown Phoenix. Freelance journalist. Check out my radio play "Radio Free Europa": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbQ23qB5-6c

Today I learned that baby cranes are called "colts" because their legs are so long and they can run around like idiots shortly after hatching. This is delightful, I enjoy knowing this.

photo of two sandhill crane colts that are about 50% leg and 50% neck and head and taking some big steppies.

ALL NIGHT LONG (1962): Setting Othello at a jazz party (w/ Mingus & Brubeck as themselves in the band) is already a pretty good idea, but throwing in a pitch-perfect ratfucker performance by Patrick McGoohan as the Iago figure seals the deal

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Lots to recommend about BETWEEN THE LINES—its prescient depiction of alt-weeklies getting enshittified, the murderer’s row of character actors (like a baby-faced John Heard), the slice of life 70’s stuff—but above all else is the scene where Jeff Goldblum & Raymond Barry have a performance art duel

You ever wonder if one of the people the OG Gnostics used to hang out with did Jim from The Office faces whenever they started talking about the Demiurge. Just listening to ‘matter is a prison for the spirit’ while sneaking little ‘get a load-a dis’ faces at the camera

respectfully, we've taken a few days to talk about the translator's take on The Odyssey and I would like to get back to my original question of "Why Did Odysseus Put That One Suitor In A Dragon Sleeper and Who Taught Him How to Do That in Ancient Greece?" if that's okay

Mad Max: Fury Road is empirically better than any Marvel or DC superhero movie because the villain in MMFR, Immortan Joe, says things like "Bah! Mediocre" when one of his guys gets killed rather than "For this you shall feel the utmost power of my legendary wrath" & shit like that

Saw I LOVE BOOSTERS & I really appreciated its no-ideas-refused approach. Giant Katamari balls? Check. Skinless guys? We got 'em. A pussy-eating demon? Come on in, buddy. Don Cheadle in a fat suit? You bet your ass he's here. Demi Moore reciting the worst dialogue you've ever heard? That's a bingo

There will come a day when I stop doing / thinking about Bernthal as Menelaus hitting a “LEMME TELLYA SOMETHIN, LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN,” but it is not this day

Had an appointment to see my mechanic today but when I called to tell them the tow truck was running late the shop told me they had no record of my appointment today because all the appts made over the phone are done by an AI agent who keeps booking time slots that don’t exist