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@asteriae.bsky.social

hi, I'm kimber/aria! she/her 37yo sapphic bisexual easily startled horror enthusiast ffxiv/phasmo/drakenier asteriae xen'valen @ ultros 🤍🩸 aria caelestis @ siren ⚪⚖️⚫

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 17h ago

(having plenty of deep, existential worries) yeah no worries

da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 4d ago

ADVERTISING - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKLEATIN IS HOLDIN A BIG A$$ JOINT OF WEED AND THERE SCREAMIN "OUTLAW ADVERTISING, EXCEPT FOR COOL SHIT FROM THE 70S AND 80S" AND THERE RIGHT TO SAY IT ,ITS NOT THAT AD'S ARE GREAT, BUT AT LEAST THE AESTHETIC'S THEN WERENT AI DOGSHIT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

chainsaw pumpkin carving @asteriae.bsky.social · 3d ago

hi I'm in a hotel and will be staying at a hotel until thursday

hotel artwork and my powerful hip. also thermostat at 68 as is normal

R̸e̵qui̴ęm for Tw̷i̴t̨ter̶@museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 5d ago

@caithuls

Overnight Oats sounds like the name of a racehorse who sucks

mara @maraganger.bsky.social · 6d ago

"keiichi-kun... you watched the video on your second monitor instead of fully dedicating your attention to it."

Jennifer Liao @averagejenn.bsky.social · 7d ago

All you Libby users borrowing digital books and audiobooks through your library cards, you can set your preferences to human authors and artists ONLY. Click the middle button at the bottom, then "Content Controls" under Settings. You'll find "AI Contributions" there. Click in to it to make changes.

Libby menu interface showing Content Controls: AI Contributions with the Hunan authors only and Human narrators only options selected.

✶ inoa @inoaart.bsky.social · last wk.

#oc | Lilith my beloved! 🖤 Havent drawn her in a while, missed her! [ #dndoc #dndart #ocsky #art ]

chainsaw pumpkin carving @asteriae.bsky.social · last wk.

finally an xbox controller for my tiny hands

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · last wk.

XBOX Nano Controller announced - $49.99 news.xbox.com/en-us/2026/1... Preorder MS Store: www.xbox.com/en-US/access...

chainsaw pumpkin carving @asteriae.bsky.social · last wk.

it's sooooo stupid I started wheeze laughing and choked on my own spit

Nathan Daniel Hernandez@natedhernandez.bsky.social · last wk.

Seven, six

chainsaw pumpkin carving @asteriae.bsky.social · last wk.

guess I should learn sage because I'll default to being passed over for an event I signed up for but I'm not doing that in a few days for a learning party so 🚶‍♀️🍂 I'm just gonna take myself out

chainsaw pumpkin carving @asteriae.bsky.social · 2w ago

save me elvira

Cinder (it/its)@dollcinder.bsky.social · 2w ago

I don’t want everything tailored to my interests I want stuff made by perverts and sickos that makes me think about stuff differently

shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 2w ago

⚠️ flashing lights!

🥀 Serana 🥀@serana666.bsky.social · 3w ago

a skeleton weightlifting with text that says “‘my body is a machine that DOESN’T work very good”

Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 2w ago

The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel, we see a pair of ghosts. The first ghost says, “Let us make love, my darling.”
In the second panel, we see see the second ghost’s face, blushing. It says, “Here? In public?”
In the third panel, we again see the pair of ghosts together. The first one says, “No one can see us, we’re ghosts!”
In the fourth panel, the title reads “the cat”. We see a cat looking up at them.

chainsaw pumpkin carving @asteriae.bsky.social · 2w ago

well. just tried blunderville for the first time 🧍‍♀️

yup, that's me. you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. and with a crown. :)

Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 2w ago

they are WHAT

“In Ireland, where toads are supposed to have been banned by St. Patrick, they are nonetheless known, along with poets, as warty boys. Once I was engaged to a poet who was walking before me” excerpt from elspeth barker’s notes from the henhouse

chainsaw pumpkin carving @asteriae.bsky.social · 2w ago

nefarious cum ration

That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · last mo.

Diflako
that imitation crab is banging my wife and I love it

[reply]
commas are important

chainsaw pumpkin carving @asteriae.bsky.social · 3w ago

the dawntrail recap!! #ffxiv

Dawntrail Recap - Asteriae Xen'valen

tomestone.gg

Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 3w ago

today is the only day you can post this

a scene from mean girls where lindsay lohan says "It's tha freakin' weekend."

chainsaw pumpkin carving @asteriae.bsky.social · 3w ago

la isla bonita came on the radio and it reminded me of taking everything I had to maintain my composure in boston last weekend when it was windy and rainy and there was a guy busking "la eeha boeeda" as a station surprise