A Tincan

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he/they 36 data-person garbage connoisseur will be mostly dogs and media

So with this Paramaount-WB merger trial set for March 2027. If OpenAI doesn't IPO by then Oracle takes a massive haircut since softbank's bridge loan comes due while being eaten by the fees in the deal. I don't know if this could kill Oracle, but it could.

brain: all the world's a stage and i'm sucking dick in the bathroom during the intermission of king lear me: no we're not brain: all the world's a stage and i'm looking up the sliders wikia while eating half a rotisserie chicken during the intermission of king lear me: that's better