A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
Watched the Odyssey and this was all I could think of the entire time
Name your favorite scene from a Star Wars film.
Luke Skywalker Declares 'I Am A Jedi' in Star Wars
ALT: Luke Skywalker Declares 'I Am A Jedi' in Star Wars
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Mike Chen@mikechenwriter.bsky.social · 2mo agoName your favorite scene from a Star Wars film. The entire franchise hinges on this scene. Also shoutout to John Williams' subtle-yet-eerie score here.
“A step above Game of Thrones season 8” this does not tell me if I should watch the new season like at all
I have seen UFO,s before but this one really freaked me out.
Went to the antique store a few months back and came away empty handed, went again yesterday and burned 200 dollars. Peep the sick knight print
The Democratic presidential debates need to have spring loaded traps underneath each candidate and any time one of them says "we need to move on" or "I'm focused on the future, not the past" they should be immediately launched through the roof of the auditorium.
Black Aziz Anansi@blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 3mo agoI want trials for every last one of these mother fuckers.
When people write op-eds they should ask themselves, "Does this headline sound like something Megatron would say?"
Laura Jedeed@laurajedeed.bsky.social · 3mo agoI promise I am almost done Platnerposting but I want to point out that the establishment hates this man like he killed their whole families. They smear him as often as they can, label him an antisemite, drag him for being Muslim, etc Total rape allegations: 0
Playing my favorite video game (looking at houses on Zillow I can barely afford)
I can't take this anymore! *raises hand to snap fingers that activates sKill 3 which drops a meteor on your dumb ass that lands one stun and two burn debuffs that does devastating damage on your next turn, killing you violently on your turn*
George Lucas wants to star in more MINIONS movies after MINIONS AND MONSTERS, says Illumination CEO Chris Meledandri. “I saw him recently, and he's already talking to me about the role he wants to do next in the next Minions movie” (Source: collider.com/george-lucas...)
Paradox games and GSGs in general are unreal because it enables people to make videos about how to grow the population of 1400s Italy by 2.5% yearly
