If @aftermath.site hits a subscriber goal of 6,000 members you WILL activate an ABBA-based jump scare in my home.
This is not an April Fools joke. I now have a graph of @aftermath.site's MRR along with modules for total members and Newsletter subs integrated entirely into Home Assistant. I could automate this so that every time we hit a milestone Abba's Money Money Money plays on every speaker in my house.