aWMo

@awmo.bsky.social

Local Moron

denim = ‘de Nîmes’ because they were made in the French city of Nĭmes jeans = ‘Genoa’ because they were worn by the Genoese navy khakis = Hindi word for “dust-colored, brown” JNCO = “Judge None Choose One"

roommate: you’re back early me: quesarito is back studio apartment roomie: what? me: *slipping a stained necktie under the collar of my US Polo Assn. button up* quesarito is back

Thinking about referring to Christmas as “The Jolly Man’s Big Day” like a local radio ad doing a Super Bowl promotion.

I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once