I didn’t set out to create a little ET shrine in my house, but I’m not mad at it.

omg I found the picture ❤️

ECP@ecppdx.bsky.social · yesterday

Years ago I coined the milleneuve, which is a unit to measure how horrible the sky color is based on Villeneuve films. Blade Runner 2049 is around 900mn. Today is around 250 I'd say. (It's a very scientific scale.)

How you gonna try to fuck up the moon the witches are gonna get you bro

I know expensive groceries is old news but since when does a single lemon cost a whole goddamn dollar?

I got to see these little fellas in the flesh (so to speak) at the miniatures museum in Tucson earlier this summer and got quite choked up. Pure movie magic, that he was able to create such enduring adventure and excitement out of static figurines.

Animation Obsessive@ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 2d ago

Ray Harryhausen's stop-motion skeletons in Jason and the Argonauts are amazing even now. He animated the sequence by himself for more than four months -- without computers or even an easy way to check his work. We're looking into how he did it: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/how-ray-ha...

Correct. We also all want to fuck John Goodman. James Gandolfini was a smoke show. Every woman who's watched The Holiday would pick Jack Black over Jude Law.

Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d ago

Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this

The “best” thing about genAI (the quotes are doing heavy work here) is that it’s really lowered the bar on getting into hand-made art. Literally anything you make is better than ai. There’s never been a better time to throw away your fear and start learning that craft you’ve always wanted to learn.

lmao

The joys of living in Arizona. Get a load of Rambo here, packing heat on his way into the grocery store in case the coffee creamer gives him any lip.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif.

Chris Sarandon in Fright Night (80s Vampire Film)

Alt: Chris Sarandon in Fright Night (80s Vampire Film)

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉@scumbelievable.bsky.social · last wk.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif.

I had the craziest night at book club. 100+ people at @changinghands.bsky.social to talk Whistler by Ann Patchett of @parnassusbooks.bsky.social. Someone dropped a read on the ending so mindblowing the room erupted & we stayed an extra half hour to unpack it. Don’t let them tell you books are dead.

We can verify the daily physical status of a specific Seattle raccoon but apparently we're completely unable to determine whether a United States Senator is alive or dead.

ContempraInn 🌹@contemprainn.bsky.social · 2w ago

Jimothy the racoon from Seattle keeps getting spotted

Imagine living such a poor life that this is your eulogy, delivered by the worst person in the world who can't even pretend not to suck for 30 seconds. No hell could be worse, rest in piss, etc.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Trump takes issue with the Lindsey Graham eulogy he's reading: "Virtually everyone liked Lindsey. Well, not everybody. But it sounds good. I have to be honest. I have to veer from this for a second."

it turns out the reddit atheist was an important predator in the ecosystem

Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.

Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...

just a real all timer moment

Micah@rincewind.run · last wk.

"well I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic" from the Oceangate interviews remains the funniest identity redaction I've ever seen the man knows the ocean

"Fleishman Is in Trouble." "Beau Is Afraid." "Margo's Got Money Troubles." All of these people need to get their shit together. It's honestly embarrassing.

Disclosure Day is on PVOD, and I am happy to direct people toward a fascinating, weird, stunningly made, wildly personal and idiosyncratic movie disguised as a would-be summer blockbuster. Haters, take it to another thread. This one's mine. And yes, I'm biased, so thank goodness I'm also right.

Found a treasure I’ve been hunting for. Very excited to hate John Landis even more than I thought was possible.

They're going to try to bring McConnell back by putting him in Pet Semetary.

Literacy’s not going to die on my watch. Had a lovely time speaking on @kjzz.org about the ways in which I’m fighting back the brain rot and helping myself and others read more.

Fight back against 'the end of reading' with these tips to focus and finish more books

The Atlantic’s latest bombshell headline is a stark one: It says “The End of Reading is Here.” The theory is we could be entering entering a postliterate society.

kjzz.org

Socially liberal, fecally conservative

I live here now, do not forward my emails.

i eat pussy in the mornings, like a grownup

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 2w ago

The hill I will die on: Breakfast cereal is for babies – I eat salad in the mornings, like a grownup | Jacq Kelly

Your food processor has a chute that fits your dick. Should you?

CBS News@cbsnews.com · 2w ago

ChatGPT now has a space for sharing medical records. Should you?

Hottest day of the year and I have found a pool, the gods smile upon me

My cinematic hotness Big Four

Dawn@502eire.bsky.social · 2w ago

there is a recurring prompt around what’s the best that anyone has ever looked on camera and I never have an answer but I’m watching right now and I think it’s gotta be George Clooney in Ocean’s 11

On stage at the White House Correspondents' Dinner would be a good place for It to happen.

Red@redpainter1.bsky.social · 2w ago

TRUMP IS FULLY ASLEEP ON STAGE AT THE WHCD

every day i feel like we're experiencing some kind of societal gas leak

I just found out that the current owner of the Nightmare On Elm Street house is a Cybertruck owner who hates A Nightmare On Elm Street I know who my final boss enemy is now. This is my 9/11. This is my Vietnam. This is WAR