Badbeard
@badbeard.bsky.social
Cycledork. Cyberdork. All dork, all the time. ✊🐸 he/him
Good morning, there's a new Bobby Fingers www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGt7...
Johnny Depp's Bed
YouTube video by Bobby Fingers
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🎺🚲 Musician and composer Dan Abrahams will be singing his cycling songs live at the Pianodrome in Bruntsfield this Sunday at 1pm, and it’s free! Here’s his most recent: https://youtu.be/nTma5W3P-ps?si=j0-Jpf5AU9satusA Tickets: https://www.citizenticket.com/events/pianodrome/cycling-songs/
Dan Abrahams // AMSTERDAM
YouTube video by Dan Abrahams
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Narrator: Badbeard did not, in fact, buy that bike. (The seller cancelled) Boo
Badbeard@badbeard.bsky.social · 4d agoNo YOU* drunk** bought another bike last night! #BikeSky #WeirdBikeBsky *me **I wasn't even drunk. Tipsy at best
![Alastair Sim as Scrooge in the Christmas Carol (1951) leaning out the window after he’s giddy to discover he lived, asking a boy this question [modified by me]
“You there, boy:
what Straight of Hormuz
deal is this?”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bzvkcciljsphlgnk7iraf26t/bafkreibhp2vmdfaj2jdueiq7ygd4z3ofyz3uwbhhuxyr3ycqc2hbyj4lte)
i ODYSSEY YOU IN THE PARKING LOT! BUDDY!
There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are.
No YOU* drunk** bought another bike last night! #BikeSky #WeirdBikeBsky *me **I wasn't even drunk. Tipsy at best
I had a dessert-themed joke about the British political class but ended up with an Eton Mess
Badbeard@badbeard.bsky.social · 5d agoI had a joke about a delicious dessert made from espresso and ice-cream but affogato
I had a joke about a delicious dessert made from espresso and ice-cream but affogato
Kate Armstrong@brainchain.ca · 5d agoI tried to make a joke about cake fondant but it was too hard to mold.
This is an almost perfect piece of sonic art. I listen to it when I'm studying.
Carl T. Bergstrom@carlbergstrom.com · 5d agoListening, yet again, to Chris Watson's El Tren Fantasma, one of the most wonderful soundscape recordings I've ever heard. For me, it's a travel staple. I can't explain exactly why, but I love listening to it while flying. Perhaps wishful thinking.
Blimps and quicksand. We were promised so much.
Audrey Farnsworth@audipenny.bsky.social · 5d agoBatman the animated series made me believe in a formative manner that there’d be a whole Fucking lot more goddamn blimps in my life. But there’s almost no blimps. Every time I see a blimp, I gasp. I shouldn’t have to gasp. Blimp should be around for my life. Where blimp
Audrey gets it. Where’s blimps? #BlimpLovers
Audrey Farnsworth@audipenny.bsky.social · 5d agoBatman the animated series made me believe in a formative manner that there’d be a whole Fucking lot more goddamn blimps in my life. But there’s almost no blimps. Every time I see a blimp, I gasp. I shouldn’t have to gasp. Blimp should be around for my life. Where blimp
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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Bonus Critical Mass this Friday evening (7.30pm)! Still starting from Middle Meadow Walk. We hope to see many of you on Friday, and give us songs you want to be played on our big speaker during the ride! 🎶🚴🚴♀️🚴♂️
hello i saw this video and felt compelled to share it with you all