Model not on bluesky acting to fix the literacy crisis (with my help). Go vote.
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Kink top ex pre-med and practicing domme at the legendary local goth club 🦇⛪️🦇 #shibari #kinbaku #semenawa 😈 https://fetlife.com/users/17538006
they're still here. but we're still here too.
Elliott Payne@elliottpayne.org · 2d agoThis morning masked agents boxed in someone on Central Ave and took him while he was going to work. This is a stark reminder of what’s at stake with Election Day tomorrow. Get out and vote for leaders willing to stand up to the atrocities the federal government continues to commit in our community
Did we rig her foot to the pumpkin for a balancing prediciment? You better fuckin believe it.
@edzitron.com the hospital system I work for is going to let me talk to our company head of AI (for complaining that I can't turn it off). Anything I shouldn't miss in my argument?
Spooky season is here and this is a friendly reminder that there is no such thing as a sexy cop.
A fake headline told me Mitch McConnell was dead and I was so turned on for a second.
I'm not really sure what it's gonna entail but I have registered the literary genre False Crime with the copyright office and I'm gonna be so rich
Bb bought a car today finally! (It's me. I'm bb)
If your tinder profile features an ugly pet that I'm gonna need to pretend is a cute pet I'm just gonna swipe left.
Absolutely killer show last night my Sleeter Kinny and MCR. I somehow ended up by myself on the VIP balcony, which was good because I cried the whole time. 🥲 16 year old me is very proud.
Howdy! Tonight I'm raising funds for my dear friend Ripley. She's a fellow photographer and poet who lives in Chicago. She is a trans woman who moved here in 2022 fleeing Florida, and she needs some help staying housed. $2000 is the goal. Who's gonna go first? www.gofundme.com/f/ripley-nee...
Donate to Ripley Needs Community Support to Stay Housed, organized by Atlas Jackson
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Gerard Way can still get it in the year of our lord 2026.
I just donated to help SPIDER-MAN, who took on nazi scumbags trying to invade Minneapolis again. Arrested by our local cops (boooo) who were diligently defending their racist turd pals. Let’s help good ol’ Webhead with his defense! (PS I can vouch for the GoFundMe creator) gofund.me/6f36a1ac1
Donate to Support Spider-Man’s Legal Defense, organized by Ash Chudgar
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Tragic: local queer on 30th home address missing Army of Darkness DVD. 4-month-old nephew and 30 year old brother to remain uninitiated.
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The difference between zombies and mummies is socioeconomic status. Which is to say, the mummy will also eat you but there might also be curses involved.
Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com@coreybrickley.bsky.social · 3mo agothey unwrap their wraps and the wraps wrap around you so you are both twirling as the mummy becomes normal and you become the mummy
Thinking about Halloween and how redundant it is to add "slutty" to all the costume options I'm considering (namely Hunter S. Thompson and David Bowie).
Targeted ads keep asking me "what if you could have a billboard in Times Square with a trailer for your book the moment it was published?" Buddy. I would ask when you last saw a commercial for a book. Now also imagine that commercial fundementally misunderstands what a book is for.
the Mountain Goats@themountaingoats.bsky.social · 3mo agoNo idea why somebody who wants AI to break down a book for them is still trying to be into books. Be yourself. Tell the machine to write you a story about a Marvel IP or idk Star Wars. Tell it to use the narrative voice of some character in a movie you and your buds just love. You’ll be so happy.
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Vast and Trunkless Leg of Stone, Standing in the Desert from classic poem Ozymandias.
Him(American): I have a medical kink. Me (dominatrix): out of network.
Loving these images and feeling like I leveled up. Mauro is a genuine joy to tie with. #semenawa #ropetorture #shibari #kinbaku #takatakote #ropesuspension #suspensionbondage
Am I gonna pay this car dealership $200/month for the next hundred years? Probably, yes. But also I stole two Pop Tarts from their complimentary snack section, so who's the real winner? Bet they feel dumb.
Year 3 of doing rope shit starts yesterday. Lfg