They say that 40 is the new 30, but these traffic police are having none of it.

Tough way for Ann Widdecombe to discover there is no god.

It’s wild to think India and China could each lose 1 billion people and still be No 1 and 2.

When you really don’t want a hug.

Germany and the Netherlands right now

Homer and Bart Simpson Sitting

ALT: Homer and Bart Simpson Sitting

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Between the English and the Dutch going out, the chickens are really coming home to roost for the historic colonisers. Belgium better watch out.

I’m torn because I do like to see #England get knocked out at a more heartbreaking stage but I gotta admit this would be funny. #worldcup

That’s DOCTOR Congo to you! #worldcup

34 degrees and heading to see The Cure. There’ll be Goths in full black overheating like a dog in a car all over the gaff this evening.

Hydration breaks in an air conditioned stadium. What are they drinking? Bovril?

Hopefully it’s fatal.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3mo ago

Trump looks swollen, pale, and ailing at the G7 (Isabel Infantes/Pool via Getty)

hi

Duncan Weldon@duncanweldon.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I’m open minded on real names. We should definitely ban “cartoon avatar coupled with cutesy or “funny” name and behaves like an absolute tool” though.

I think the occupants of both continents would be infinitely happier if Americans just stayed home.

Not for longevity.

Mrs L: do you know what trouser style is coming back into fashion? Me: what do you think? Of course I don’t. Mrs L: harem pants… Me: oh god no, horrible Mrs L: …and I just bought some I really need to start waiting for her to finish the sentence

So far it’s only Ok Friday.

First Noem and now Bondi. Anyone else think Trump just discovered he’d hired women?

The United States of America, 2026. (www.latimes.com/california/l...)

oh, america, with your no kettles and your fascist leader

Not the only one

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7mo ago

Trump's eyes are closed as Mike Johnson speaks

Republicans are so reluctant to talk about a war you’d swear it was in the Epstein files

I’ve been using Artificial Intelligence for years if you expand the definition to include pretending to understand things

So I’ve discovered I’ve an irrational hatred for people who say “happy (insert today’s day name here)”. Like someone said “Happy Wednesday” to me to day and I felt like punching the simpleton in the throat. Would certainly take some of the gloss off the happiness.

TOP TIP: Prevent the world from finding out you’re a paedophile by starting world war three.

I see Trump has launched another bombing mission to try and destroy the Epstein files coverage this morning.

I've set my "life goals" to stuff I've already done so literally every day now I'm overachieving. It's all about perspective.

The only hill I’ll die on is, There is no goal, ever scored in history, that can’t be 100% improved by going in off the woodwork

“Ok, Trump may be a pedophile, but at least he’s still a racist!” — MAGA right now