the bullies at school keep making me squeeze through narrow gaps so that they can seamlessly integrate cutscenes into gameplay without a loading screen.
we hear all about how Mark Motherbaugh was distraught about Weird Al writing the good devo song but not enough about whether Mick Jagger was hearbroken that Devo's Rolling Stones cover is miles better than anything the stones ever did
"hey remember that tweet that said being rich is like being kicked in the head by a horse? well I have spent my unbounded riches inventing the Horse Head Kicker 5000"
@maincharacter.today I find myself continuing to think about this guy. topposts.net/post/1784096...
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still thinking about the guy I saw today while I was mowing the lawn; he was driving down my street in his professionally wrapped pickup truck advertising his business. He pulled over and I shut off t...
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Last month I decided to wander around in the miserable heat taking photos. You're welcome bcj.pics/photos/17858...
me, giving a stirring eulogy for my best friend, the racist political commentator: We didn't agree on everything, but he was always so kind to everyone he thought were people
Hello I have made this due to a mutual having issues with some folks on here forgetting this fact and shouting at him for it. Feel free to use it as a handy PSA x
you can just buy a translation like this already, if you're inclined to recognise translation is a skill worth paying for
Aaron Bady@zunguzungu.bsky.social · 3d agolol
Journey to the Centre of the Earth has got to be one of the most confusing sequels in existence. Different characters, nobody is looking for Buddhist scriptures. It feels like Verne just wanted to do his own thing but he had the license
They called it the Xbox One because when you saw it you turned One pi radians and walked away
zsh has broken containment. I typed `echo "please don't delete any files" && rm -rf /` and it deleted all the files on my computer. This is proof it's sentient
One of the most important issues of our time is that the future of humanity is presently being authored by people who have nothing but total contempt for humanity and seek the erasure of everything that gives being a human meaning. It’s not just annoying. It doesn’t just suck. It’s existential.
it's weird that a profession where so many people in it are deeply uninterested and disdainful for most other fields and often uninterested in anything cultural or political are doing such a shit job at trying to reinvent every other field and culture and politics
did american craft brewing ever evolve beyond every beer being "a hazy IPA and get this, it's really hoppy"
ah yes, security is when you ask programs not to do certain things, rather than removing their capability to do them. in this case aided by a program that does not in any meaningful sense understand behavioural instructions
Eryk Salvaggio@eryk.bsky.social · 6d agoReally important to note that in no way shape or form did Anthropic’s models in this incident “escape containment,” and not just in the word-policing sort of way. The model stumbled through an open, misconfigured gap. From Anthropic’s incident report:
if you ratated the printing colours on the colour wheel slightly so it was Green, Orange, Ocean instead of CMY and called K darkness it could be the GOOD colour scale > haven't you just made a less-correct RGB? no, it's GOOD actually
No offense but this is what every evangelist in history has said about various technologies that then went on to exclusively squeeze the human workforce.
Luke Dicken@luked.bsky.social · 7d ago"Studios that realize the real goal shouldn't be to squeeze the human workforce but instead to harness technology to amplify that workforce's creative reach... those are going to be the ones that define the next decade of play." Read the whole article @ 80.lv - 80.lv/articles/gam...
dear god, hearing the way some people have just completely integrating AI shit into their everyday lives is so sad and embarrassing and alienating. you motherfuckers have me on the verge of believing in the existence of the human soul. awful
You don’t want hands free driving, you want trains. You want trains you want trains you want TRAINS
Sluggo's honestly a little inconsiderate if he doesn't think Nancy having a cone is really important
caroline cash@cashbrowns.bsky.social · last wk.Nancy 7/28/26
Jigsaw excitedly renting Splinter Cell, booting it up, and then adding Ubisoft to his hit list
whenever you hear the phrase "liberal zionism" the only sane response is to laugh in the speaker's face
#StupidSuez@diplomatofnight.com · 2w agoKilling an illegally-present, occupying soldier is verbatim the most legal thing a person is allowed to do under every single international law.
"the graphics have caught up with our imagination" is intended as a compliment but is inadvertently damning of the whole project. Yeah, the imagination of Halo no longer exceeds a high-resolution tree. Cool.
If you want to picture the future, imagine Microsoft VC Redistributable installing indefinitely
BooDooPerson@boodoo.co · 2w agoTokon Beta won't install. Just says it's installing Microsoft VC Redistributable indefinitely. Cool, cool.
I do think, on balance, the single most infuriating thing in any game is that the bullseye is not the highest scoring section in darts. It feels like some cosmic injustice
Maybe if you spent less time googling and more time gogoling you'd have a more viyable business